Philly Mike

Washed up collegiate athlete. Immunology PhD candidate. World's greatest father of none.

[Philly Mike @MikeFaust65]

Shoutout to the MSU Volleyball team for thinking I'm 30.

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@Fairf_J @BigBurz99 @gweigl42 @DeWariusWeng @Ben_Forhan As if responding to a Tweet that’s 8 months old isn’t an L in and of itself 🤔

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@the_real_popiel @TheBenToledo @SaiClops7676 Dropped out, transferred to Bama. Better education plus Saban said he needed me.

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@Ben_Forhan @SaiClops7676 Entirely different conversation.

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@TheBenToledo @SaiClops7676 You seem mad bro, wanna double doink it out?

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@SaiClops7676 @NickFoles

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@SaiClops7676 @bbez70 @frodo4242 I’ve always been a fan

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@TheBenToledo Go Cubs, go!!

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@SaiClops7676 @hunterangileri I still think it belongs to Wisconsin

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@SaiClops7676 @MikeClayNFL Fly Eagles Fly

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@SaiClops7676 That wasn’t targeted solely to you. That was a mock on all of Chicago. #BearDown

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@SaiClops7676 #SimmerDown

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@SlothDaBoss @KzooFootball *retweet*

[Kzoo Loaves & Fishes @KzoLoavesFishes]

Our warehouse is abuzz with members of the @kcollege football team today. Athletes are making sure food is properly labeled before it heads into pantries. 🧡🏈🖤 #VolunteerLove #FeedKzoo #FightHunger

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@DeM0081 Quit trying to cover it up

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@SaiClops7676 @hunterangileri @SlothDaBoss Correction: E.C. was from @FarmerCags60, my apologies

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@SaiClops7676 @hunterangileri Let me refer you to @SlothDaBoss’s extra credit from several years back