Mike Franceser

I am a yuge yuge FAKE radio personality in New Yawk, OK. I have 3 Numbah 1 Shows!

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

I'll Miss Youah. I thank youah. And from da bottom of my heaht. I love Youah. Goodbye

#ThankYouMikeFrancesa

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Becawse da city is New Yawk!!

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Foahget about Trump, ok. Dey let dis frawd sit awn da wood last night. Go back to Cancun with da Nets. We remembah buddy.

[Mr. Carter @sc]

The city is under new management.

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Doggie, Befaw we tawk about Jawn droppin dead, let me say a few words about Golden Tempo and da lady trainah at da Derby, ok

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

Mike Francesa will join Chris “Mad Dog” Russo on SiriusXM at 4pm today to remember the career of John Sterling.

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Donkeys will fly befaw Hal evah opens his checkbook. Check his othah pocket when he says Da New Yawk Yankees lose money. What an uttah joke

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Dey yused dat new technology to get me in dat video, ok. It was awl Ay Eye. Monz, da kids ah home from school in da summah

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Dere tellin me in my eah dat da Mets signed Dick Love Lady to reverse da pride night curse. I know da kids ah home from school but I didn’t know dey were behind da glass with @BMonzoRadio

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

As youah know, I have MANY sawces. Good jawb by Terry Yaki feedin me dis scoop.

[Ian Begley @IanBegley]

Knicks formally reached out to Rockets for permission to talk to head coach Ime Udoka and Rockets denied permission, per people familiar with Rockets’ stance. @MikeFrancesa said Knicks reached out to Minnesota and were denied permission to talk to Chris Finch. The Athletic’s @KellyIko reported last week that Rockets had no interest in entertaining any Udoka-to-NY scenario.

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

GET ME JAY WRIGHT ON DA PHONE!!

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Not a good but GREAT groan-hola-ba.

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

Five minutes of Mike Francesa letting us know about a revolutionary new health food he just discovered; granola bars!

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Not technically da first American Pope, ok

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

@ScottHanson @BarstoolBigCat Me. I deserve da props. I invented da witchin houah!

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

I invented Da Witchin Houah. Not @ScottHanson, not @BarstoolBigCat. Me, Mike Franceser. New Yawks Numbah 1. Enough with awl dis othah nonsense

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Da FAN will be numbah 1 lawng aftah I’m gawn - like I always said. Bettah bring moah dan a peashootah if youah gonna come aftah us

[Andrew Marchand @AndrewMarchand]

NEWS: The Michael Kay Show is in serious limbo of ending in afternoons on ESPN New York, The Athletic has learned.

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[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Somebody cawlled Mott E Moosh is yellin in my eah. I gave dis up when I left Dawg, ok. What did youah get me into @H_Francesa

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Listen, I’ll let da kids have dere fun but I’ve seen dis awl befaw, ok. I’ve been in da buildin fa championships - plural. Youah nawt gonna catch me goin crazy faw a homah in da first, ok

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Take da ziggy awf

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Is dat Ole Miss Numbah 22 on my screen?!?!

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Leek Orzo. Kekerb Street. Now Nick’s Hay Bin. Fawl is here. A nice appetizah fa Deanna Fell kick awf on Thursday.

Pat Hackafee can get lawst.

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

I’m sending a CC deCist to da Democrats. I coined da term “weiyd” yeahs ago!!

[Mike Franceser @MikeFrancesaNY]

Dawn is ramblin like me tryin to get to a 20/20 flash. We need da Mink Man to bring us home.