Michael Gutierrez

Texas State Alum, Sig Tau Alum, ATX

[The Dirty Team @partywithdirty]

GIVEAWAY: TWO (2) #SXSW MUSIC BADGES ($1,890 TOTAL VALUE)

How do you win?

1) RT this

2) Follow @partywithdirty

That's it. Winner (one winner gets both badges) announced 12pm Friday 2/23. Go!

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

The Jake the Dog to my Finn the Human! Although not too many people know what I’m going for here, trust me we killed it! #HappyHalloween2018 #adventuretime #bestbuds #finnandjake

[Kobe SMTX @Kobe_smtx]

Doors open FRIDAY OCTOBER 5th at 11:30am. I have 20 gift cards for $20 I will be giving away. Rules: Must follow and retweet this post. Winners will be selected at random on Thursday October 4th. Good Luck! Repeat FRIDAY OCTOBER 5th. See you then!

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

So bummed!!

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

The only thing keeping me at work currently is the fact that my new wakeboard is being delivered to the office today (before 5). As soon as it gets here I’m out! #humanoidwake #FridayVibes #weekend

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

When you can hear group gasps and “GET IN THE HOLE” throughout the office you know it’s Masters Week. #themasters2018 #LetsGoTiger #Tgif

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

At first I wondered if AirPods would be worth buying. Now I don’t remember life with wired headphones... well played again apple.

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

This week in ATX feels like the calm before the storm... SXSW is coming! 😳 Can’t wait for all the free drinks and shows durning and after work next week! It’s like adult spring break.

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

I usually don’t carry cash. However durning Girl Scout cookie season I make it a point to always have enough to buy at least a box... or seven. #girlscoutcookies #nomnom

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

There are days like today when I go over my retirement plan, and make long term finance goals, and I think I’m a good adult. Then shortly after I buy a Spider-Man onesie for a pub crawl and think... am I really?

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

Fighting the urge to answer my phone, “Michael the elf, what’s your favorite color?!” All day at work today. 🎄 #Holidaze #Christmas #Elf

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

Me: “What are you thankful for?”

Nephew: “The roll.”

Me: “The World? That’s really deep for a kid.”

Nephew: “No this roll with butter.”

Me: “My mistake.”

Nephew “Why would I say world not roll?”

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

#NewProfilePic

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

@Chandler_Oneil Can’t wait to see you!!!! 😊

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

Woke up at 4:30 this morning to get this! So worth it, I’ll be nerding out for a while now! #SNESClassic #SuperNintendoClassicMini

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

@Hunter_Henry84 no pressure, but if you can get 20 points for standard fantasy football scoring that would be great. If not no biggie.

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Haters will say it's photoshop. #NYGvsDAL

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

@Mark11V 10 to a 6 dude relax haha

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

People are laughing at HEB because all I have bought are packs of pearl snap and munchies. I'm feeling good about it though.👌🏽 #Harvey2017

[Michael Gutierrez @MikeGute]

@Mark11V @Chandler_Oneil @_TotalPatMove The games afoot... #IceAge