Mike Hassinger

Recovering politico, aspiring writer. Currently taking many meetings and making many phone calls while watching all the shows.

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

@Jmiles_HTX @chron I thought I saw her, but the ears weren’t round enough.

[Georgia Senate Democrats @GASenateDems]

🚨Here is something @DolezalForGA doesn’t want you to know:

A year before he rebranded his grift for the MAGA base, Sen. Dolezal was leading the charge against hand-marked paper ballots. Listen to him in 2019 defending a $107M contract to lock Georgia into QR code voting machines:

“Everything I do in my life tells me that machines are more reliable than my hand when it comes to marking something.” #gapol

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Kids who watch Looney Tunes cartoons turn into better adults.

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

I saw many things as a political consultant, but this was never a problem that presented itself. (Themselves?)

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

I could never run for office. There are simply too many tit pics

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

@LMandrakeJr Emotionally damaged childhood. Some bright young penny could get a PhD on the topic, and I’m not being the least bit snarky.

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

@kimmie_c_ @Intel_Dork Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
I follow you because you’re funny as hell, but every so often you drop a comment like this and I have to remember this isn’t a dating app. lol!

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

@AnthonyMKreis You preach… MONARCHY? I’m very confused.

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

@HollyBell8 Best of luck to you! Hope everything in a-ok.

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

I never said two wrongs make a right. I offered cash to read something Chris writes about direct trading in individual stocks by sitting members of Congress. My offer stands.

[Chris Cillizza @ChrisCillizza]

Also totally corrupt!

Two wrongs do not make a right!

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

@ChrisCillizza I would pay money to you for a deep dive into direct stock trades by members of Congress.

[Bethany S. Mandel @bethanyshondark]

Siri, show me the perfect campaign

[Greg Bluestein @bluestein]

Republican Secretary of State contender Gabriel Sterling has already cut an ad from the clashing between two rivals - Kelvin King and Vernon Jones - at today’s Atlanta Press Club debate. #gapol

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

@mitrebox If you didn't have a childhood crush on Lindsay Wagner, are you even GenX?

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

The best thing about the internet is that it gives people a space to be publicly incorrect. We all learn from the incorrect persons wrongness, and the nasty replies are a character-building exercise for them. Win-win.

[Glenn Thrush @GlennThrush]

He’s terrific but he is not in fact a top 100 guitarist —

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

@walterkirn Well you have exceeded MY expectations! Carry on, sir.

[Gabriel Sterling @GabrielSterling]

Prostitution rings often hide sex trafficking. We MUST close the loophole in Georgia law to make it easier to shut them down, keep them closed, and protect victims. As Secretary of State I will work closely w/ law enforcement to combat this evil.

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

@IMAO_ While I appreciate your hypothesis, Americans had been barbecuing meat for more than 150 years before we imported the "Hamburg sandwich" and added French fries. This wholesale erasure of barbecue will not stand, sir!

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

Evergreen tweet.

[Sean Hackbarth @seanhackbarth]

The latest X iPhone app update turned it into a janky mess.

[Mike Hassinger @MikeHassinger]

@wil_da_beast630 Recency bias? Fundamental misunderstanding of the word "best?" Using a Goodreads score that means "I enjoyed it" to impute quality? There are many ways to unpack this, but category error seems most likely.