Mike Healy

Now officially ancient former soldier and judo instructor

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[Mike Healy @MikeHealy16]

@TheQuoteBoook_ Or you could become a politician?

[Mike Healy @MikeHealy16]

@BBCNews By sleeping in scrubs in corridors to cope with the massive overload perhaps?