“LITTLE D'S” BRAIN IS DECLINING RAPIDLY IN REAL TIME. TODAY HE WAS CONFUSED BY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "SEE" AND "SEA." VERY SAD! HIS HANDLERS ARE TERRIFIED AND DESPERATELY TRYING TO HIDE IT FROM THE PUBLIC. THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE THE TRUTH. THAT IS WHY I HEREBY CHALLENGE GRANDPA TO A LIVE COGNITIVE TEST ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. FOX NEWS CAN HOST. SEAN “SLUMPY RATINGS” HANNITY WOULD BE PERFECT. I’LL EVEN LET HIM GIVE “LITTLE D” THREE LIFELINES! PRIME TIME. NO TELEPROMPTERS. NO NOTES. "PERSON, MAN, CAMERA, TV, SQUIRREL, ELEPHANT, GIRAFFE," LET’S SEE WHO PASSES!!! — Governor GCN
WOW. FAKE NEWS FOX IS LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER OUR BEAUTIFUL 175TH ANNIVERSARY DRIVER’S LICENSE. SAD! SO IN HONOR OF SEAN “SLUMPY RATINGS” HANNITY, I HAVE DIRECTED THE DMV TO CREATE BRAND-NEW LIMITED EDITION LICENSE PLATES. I SPOKE TO THE DIRECTOR PERSONALLY (STEVE, GREAT GUY, WHO TURNED THAT PLACE AROUND SO WELL THAT EVEN HARVARD IS TALKING ABOUT HIM) AND HE SAID: “SIR, THESE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLATES WE’VE EVER MADE." THE "PLATES" ARE NOT JUST VERY BEAUTIFUL, THEY ARE CLASSY, JUST LIKE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD. MAILED IN DECEMBER. A LITTLE CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM ME TO YOU (WE ARE SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN, BECAUSE OF ME). YOU'RE WELCOME! — Governor GCN
Donald Trump promised to end wars and to release the files.
He delivered bombs on children and protections for their abusers.
DONALD TRUMP HAS BETRAYED AMERICA!
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BAD, AND VERY BORING SINGER, KID ROCK, WHO LOOKS LIKE A DRIED UP PRUNE WHO HAS SUFFERED GREATLY FROM THE WORK OF A REALLY BAD PLASTIC SURGEON, HAS LONG HAD A HORRIBLE AND INCURABLE CASE OF NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS NDS. THE GUY IS A TOTAL LOSER WHO SPEWS HATE AGAINST A GOVERNOR WHO WON THREE LANDSLIDE ELECTIONS, INCLUDING THE POPULAR VOTE, FLIPPED RED TO BLUE, AND 80% OF THE COUNTIES ACROSS CALIFORNIA DURING THE CRAZY MAGA "RECALL" AGAINST ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. UNDER TRUMP, OUR COUNTRY IS DEAD, AND SOON WE WILL HAVE THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY, BY FAR, ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD. DEMS SHOULD BOYCOTT HIS OVERPRICED CONCERTS, WHICH SUCK. SAVE YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY. CALIFORNIA IS BACK!!! — GOVERNOR GCN