Mike Schiffer

Pisces. Liquor enthusiast. Photographer. Opinionated and vocal. Pokémon Master.

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@NICKIMINAJ why are you still tweeting?

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@realDonaldTrump you fucking suck

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@dizletrizzle @RpsAgainstTrump

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rumi came through for us

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@Only_1_vic @lionel_trolling wholly untrue

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@FrotniteGuy you can’t get me excited like this

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@PopBase @PepMangione

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luigi we need you

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Elon Musk in a new tweet:

“We’re bringing back Vine, but in AI form.”

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@PopCrave s2g imma kms we live in the dumbest timeline

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@ErinMPerrine that’s speech was dumb as hell. if my neighbor is voting for a party that puts my well-being at risk, then fuck them.

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@theSupremeRk9s

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look at springfield. the people. they’re eating the dogs. they’re eating the cats.

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@CAVETOWN @frankiecosmos @illuminatihotts @SavetheChildren hey bb lemme get a set list the catalog is too large

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@gloomhunny read your dms girl

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I fucking love you Sam.

I fucking miss you.

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Just over a month ago I lost my partner of 10 years. He was 33. 3 weeks after our 10 year anniversary, he woke me up at 530 in the morning asking for help. Within seconds he was gasping for air and nonverbal. Before I could even get the 911 operator on speaker phone, he was gone.

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I don’t want to do this without him. He is my everything.

I would give up everything to have him back here.

I’m not suicidal. This isn’t a cry for help.

But I also don’t know how hard I’d fight if I came across a bear in the woods.

Every day feels like an eternity.