Mike Kavals

Hockey, football, baseball, pro wrestling lover; basketball, golf, soccer hater. Insomniac nightly freeporn viewer. Makes it easier to sleep. Unafraid 2 curse.

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Good thing those bone spurs kept him from fighting the Islamic Republic of Japan during the Vietnam War.

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We R being led by a business genius that had to file 4 bankruptcy protection 6 times. But he's a real man's man that dodged the draft 5 times. 4 times because of "education" and 1 time because his high heels had bone spurs.

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@redhotnerd @RealJamesWoods I'll believe Joan over Shark anyday.

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@iboboprince336 @ThinkWrestling1 Back when I could still watch the show, those were much better times in the company.

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So, MAGA cult members have put me on many of their lists here. Please share my message to them.

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@iboboprince336 @WrestleMontana I'd say it's a shame Rusev never won a world title, but they never let the leader of the original Nexus win one neither.

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@RenCosplays hi

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If U believe a God thinks UR special because U believe in him, then UR special. The kind of special that rode the little "special" bus 2 school.

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@iboboprince336 @WrestleOps He's still recovering from injuries suffered in AEW, so no time soon.

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@RenCosplays me

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@MatthewBerryTMR @EliotCrist I just found out I got the 1st overall pick in our new dynasty league PPR draft. Should I go Bijan or JSN? I'm leanig towards JSN, because I already him in my other league. And, also, C his career heights being longer lasting than RB.

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@JoshSmitht71k What's up

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Ugh. 1st pick in new fantasy football dynasty snake draft. So do I go Bijan or JSN with top pick? I have JSN in our other league and know no chance either will still b there 4 my 2nd RD pick?

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@UgoCannon Move on to next problem.

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@iamAtheistGirl It's not the White House any longer. It's the Russian Whore House until he is removed.

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@MatthewBerryTMR @croucherJD @ConnorJRogers @LordDontLose Have a new dynasty league starting in 8 days. Snake draft so I have top pick but will B waiting 19 picks 4 my 2nd pick. Do I go Bijan or JSN with top pick? Would like your suggestion. It is PPR league.

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Of course they didn't make the tourney so doubt they'll win it. Told U that I haven't watched a second.

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The Danes trolled Trumpf? They R now my favorites in the tourney I still haven't watched a second of.

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@AmoneyResists I wouldn't have needed 20 minutes 2 get all the swear words I have 4 him 4 his years as leader of his POS party.

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@LakotaMan1 The Ghost Dance movement didn't go 2 well I guess.

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@iamAtheistGirl @omgsidewalks We lose between 70-150 species a day