Mike Kevan

[Mike Kevan @MikeKevan]

Merde! Pardon my French. I meant shit.

[Mike Kevan @MikeKevan]

I'm at the bit in Mark Shelley's Frankenstein when the monster is telling frankenstein about his old cottage family, which is being told by Frankenstein to some guy on a boat in the arctic, whose telling this, I think, to his sister.

And I'm like, what the fuck? Where's Igor?

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The zodiac killer was such a Sagittarius.

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Man I just close my eyes after ive seen 6 magpies. I dont need more secrets.

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Smaug is actually the good guy, its important that he sits on the pile of gold. If you try and take any he'll just kill you or take his mountain of gold somewhere else. He earned his pile.

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@jadel4w @omgsidewalks Vienetta, after 8s and Ferrero rocher. Fancy shit.

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Earth got that Netflix lighting.

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NASA shares 1972 vs 2026 photos of Earth.

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I mean you say paraben free, but now where do I get my parabens?

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Imagine Mulder looking through the Epstein files and being like "Yeah. But where are the aliens?"

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@otagoth Carl had to go to a Foreigner concert.

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@AudreyPorne I was with him through Sachsgate. I read his booky wook.

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"Don't sweat the small stuff" - Me with baseball size globs of sweat emanating from my body.

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I havent got the Frieren style right, need to work on that. But I think its something like this.

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Watched this on the plane home. Very disappointed to see this films message is still far too relevant.

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The worst part having a kinky sex life, must be putting away stuff after. I don't even like looking in the mirror, let alone cleaning and storing accoutrement.

[Mike Kevan @MikeKevan]

I love my kids climbing frame, or, as all of the spiders in a 2 block radius call it, "home".

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@Fickelas En mi escuela solo aprendi el idimoa de los turistas.

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What the fuck happened to paninis? I feel like paninis were the go to lunch food for like 3 years. Then everyone just stopped.

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@Fickelas Was literally referencing his communist rants on his sketch show Stuff to Steven yesterday. Quintessential lefty absurdism.

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Positively Lynchian.

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Now, when my son is difficult, I say, "You are not helping Honmoon."