Mike Litorous

😜69 years young😜Divorced 3 times💔Widowed💀4 kids👨‍👧‍👦I’m a single pringle and ready to mingle🥵Penile cancer warrior🎗️W.A.P.✝️

[Barstool Angola @BarstoolAngola]

angola by 50…

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

I LOVE DICK!!!

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

@coachricter Yes!! The thing I miss most about Linda. They smelled so good too, the pink eye was worth it🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[Randy Ricterstein @coachricter]

skid marks on women >>

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

Just learned how to #edit !!!!! This is my new #edit … First of many to come😂😂😂 I did the fire because it reminded me of when Linda died in the house fire and I lost everything!!😂😂😂😂 #RipLinda #fire #emoji #menover60

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

My daughter, Tiffany, was arrested last night. Apparently, she killed her brother, Timothy. I woke up at 5 a.m. to the PoPo knocking on my door!!! They searched my house and ended up finding Timothy’s body under the bathroom floor… I thought the odor was my gas issues!😂😂 #rip

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

@DickyWrinkler Relatable!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

Look at my new #edit!!! The last picture is my niece, Janice😍😍😍😍. She is such a cutie… If she wasn’t my niece, she’d be my wife!!!😂😂😂😂 #janiceissexy #edit #editking #editgod #cooledit #menover60

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

Wish I had a sugarbear to wear these with.💔💔💔💔 Missing you lots Linda😭😭😭 #kingandqueen #cute #CoupleGoals #menover60

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

🚨NEW CELEBRITY CRUSH ALERT🚨Susan is sooooooooooooooo sexy😂😂😂! I think I’m in love again… don’t tell my wife… JK(just kidding) she died in 1996!!! Rip Linda… but HELLO SUSAN🤤🤤😂😂😂

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

Can’t wait to see some good W.A.P. at Church this Sunday!!! #thelordismysavior #wapforjesus #wap #worshipandpray #churchlife

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

😂😂😂😂😂I fell over from laughing at this and I realized I left my panic button on the counter!!!😂😂😂😂😂 Now I’m waiting for the ambulance!!! #oops #oldiebutagoodie #notasmartcookie

[Mike Litorous @MikeLitorous69]

If you are a Latina mamasita who smells like baby powder and fuel, please HMU!!!(hit me up - thanks to my cute niece for teaching me) You must have some meat on your bones… Daddy is always hungry.😈