Mike Mayjor

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

The moment before you cut somebody off be funny af they just be laughing thinking everything good 😂😭

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

Ngl I’m a better me overall when I don’t smoke weed Ts be slowing me down like a mf, I be unorganized af and it be having me procrastinating too much

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

1 real genuine female in your corner is worth way more than any amount of hoes

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

I put ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ next to everybody name in my phone everytime they piss me off they lose one ⭐️ and when they all gone I cut that person off

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

Yall ever smoke with someone that get so happy to hit the weed they act like they don’t see it when you pass it? 😂😭😭😭😭

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

Ion even be hurt after break ups I just be pissed off that I wasted days of my life that I can’t get back on a dumb mf

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

You riding with your homie and your BM number pop up on the Bluetooth

What’s your next move? 😂

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

Don’t get so caught up in posting motivational posts that you forget to actually put in the work! 🦇

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

@CashSupport @CashApp Look what you’ve done @CashApp

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

@AngelThaSinger @CashSupport Full business dayysssss 😂

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

@CashSupport @CashApp Aye gang I need y’all to fix this asap

[Mike Mayjor @MikeMayjor]

As soon as the lips don’t match the words on Netflix I turn it off expeditiously 😂