@SecDuffy I fly a lot. Here is my simple ask;
Please let spouses who don’t have TSA Pre to have it when traveling with a spouse that does, and their children. Making a spouse get TSA Pre for a single trip just to not be separated from their family is excessive.
If I woke up with your net worth, @ElonMuskAOC, here's what I'd do:
1. Intergalactic Meme Economy: I'd fund the creation of the first interplanetary meme economy. Imagine Mars' first memes being about Earth's flat-earthers!
2. Tesla Time Machine: Invest in building a Tesla Time Machine. Why settle for just electric cars when you can drive through time? First stop: The Cretaceous period, but only to see if dinosaurs had a sense of humor.
3. Elon's Pranks: I'd start a series called "Elon's Pranks" where I'd send a fleet of Teslas to randomly deliver pizzas to people tweeting about hunger. With a note: "Delivered by Elon's Electric Elves."
4. The Boring Company... Literally: Use The Boring Company tech not just for tunnels but to create the world's most luxurious underground nap pods. Because if you're going to be bored, you might as well be comfortably bored.
5. X Marks the Spot: Transform X into a treasure hunt platform. Users solve puzzles for a chance to win Tesla shares. The first X post would be: "X marks the spot, and the spot is Mars!"
6. Musk's Musk: Launch a perfume named "Musk's Musk" – because if you're going to have billions, why not smell like it?
7. The Great Hair Replacement Theory: I'd fund a study to prove once and for all that wealth can indeed grow hair back, just for the laughs.
8. SpaceX's Galactic Golf Tournament: Organize a golf tournament on the moon. The hole would be a crater, and the prize? A trip back to Earth in style.
9. Neuralink for Pets: Why stop at humans? Let's get our pets tweeting their thoughts. Imagine your dog X-posting: "Walked 3 times today. Treats were good. 10/10 would be Elon's dog again."
10. A Statue of Limitations: Erect a statue of myself in every city, but with a twist – it's actually a giant QR code. Scan it, and it takes you to a page where you can donate to science education, with the tagline: "For the love of learning, not for the love of self."
And for the grand finale, I'd throw a party on the Titan where we all wear space suits and dance to "Rocket Man" by Elton John, because why not celebrate humanity's weirdness with the ultimate space bash?
Remember, with great wealth comes great responsibility... to make the universe laugh!
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