Mike Melgaard

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Go learn physics. It makes your brain sexy. #physics

https://t.co/Pw6NoxOuBI

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@seanmcarroll abolishes the government's hopes and dreams of faster than light travel. Well done, sir. 👏🏼😂

https://t.co/u1yutUNfvo

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@matt_of_earth please tell me this is our next PBS space time topic.. https://t.co/wRoVu2goYD

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Jamming out to ELO this morning and I'm brought back to my days at the pad. ❤️ Miss you guys.

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@JaseToTheG ❤️

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This is the United States right now. #DonaldTrumpIsRuiningMarriages

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Well, I am in FB jail for 30 days now. No clue what I did; probably upset someone.

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Rest easy, @JustJayJJ - I love you very much. I wish I could've told you that one more time.

❤️

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@realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump - I made this for you ❤️

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"Should've gotten it."

-Donald Trump with everything he's never been able to achieve

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Sometimes I get this feeling that there is someone out there I've never met, and yet I miss them so much.

#crazyThoughts or #romantic? 🤔

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@realDonaldTrump reminds me of someone who likes their own Facebook status updates.

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I was found 😂 https://t.co/dUS2K3dk9Z

[Zach Kingdeski @ZKingdeski]

This is by far one of the greatest things I've ever seen😂

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If you haven't danced around the house naked to Candi Staton's music from the disco era, you haven't really lived life.

[Ashley @helloimashelina]

I dream of a country where scientists hold more key positions in political office

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If Hillary Clinton wins the election, I'd imagine many news outlets will report it as:

"Wife of former president wins presidency"

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@helloimashelina go to sleep. 😂

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@wycagirl the only thing that ever matters is Rick Astley.

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