Mike Allan MacDonald

[Mike Allan MacDonald @MikeMTPEM]

International Women’s Day... A day to reflect on how we should be the other 364 days...

[Mike Allan MacDonald @MikeMTPEM]

I would have laughed if during the halftime show when Timberlake went into the stands for his Super Bowl Selfie someone pulled down his pants and he was banned forever for a ‘wardrobe malfunction’...
#Karmaasleepatthewheel #ForgiveJanetalready

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“Single digit applause breaks in the Democratic response... Sad...” #SOTU

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“The most applause breaks in the history of not just the USA but the world... Believe me...” #SOTU

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I hope the maternity wards in Hawaii are prepared for the baby boom in November... #forgetthecondom

[Mike Allan MacDonald @MikeMTPEM]

What Oprah said... #GoldenGlobes #TimeIsUp #Listen

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2017, “Boy nothing’s going to beat my shitty year...”
2018, “Hold my Fentanyl...”

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Even Andy Kaufman would say this Trump joke has gone on too long...

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If the prostitute answers, “it’s your sixty dollars, do what you want.” then it’s okay to have asked, “Can I masturbate in front of you.” Your partner is on a case by case basis...

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Apparently he didn’t learn anything from Tootsie...

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Green and Blue face is still okay... Male and Female... #Marvelsaveshalloween

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Too Many To Ignore
#MeToo

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The Charlottesville Virginia civil war reenactment has been postponed indefinitely due to an overwhelming demand for union soldier uniforms

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Pepsi has decided not to air their Easter commercial where Kendall gives Jesus a can of Pepsi on the cross. Whew! #biggerbacklashavoided

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Does M-103 include sarcasm? #WhyTheyHateComedians

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Just saw Ricki And The Flash. Meryl's great--not overrated. I should've had her play at my inauguration. #DJTComesToHisSenses

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They didn't have to put a chip in our hands they convinced us to willingly carry it around and have it with us all the time #ElectronicLeash

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Get Over It*

*except for the wall

#Youknowwho

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Mental illness is knowing how much your death will hurt everyone who loves you and still thinking suicide is the best idea #BellLetsTalk

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The one time he had to pay full price. #Golden #thosewomengotpaid