Mike

[Mike @MikeOrMiguel]

@dallascowboys Hope the team plane goes down stupid niggers

[Stuckey @Stuckey2]

Football gods did not punish Bowles as they should’ve

[Mike @MikeOrMiguel]

HOW DO YOU NOT HOUSE THAT BLAND

[Mike @MikeOrMiguel]

@BarstoolBigCat absolutely not

[Mike @MikeOrMiguel]

Mingo fuck you

[Jackson Bullseye @JacksonBullseye]

Gay person: “I’m gay”

Autistic person: “I’m autistic”

Gay and Autistic person: “This is the Brandon Walker College Football Show, I’m your host Brandon Walker. Today is Wednesdayyyyyy”

[Polymarket Hoops @PolymarketHoops]

A Celtics reporter said he couldn’t believe how handsome Jayson Tatum is 😭

“As he was talking, I saw the muscles. I saw his gigantic biceps. How long his legs were… but the most important thing was the hairline.”

(via @NESN)

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Inside the Patriots locker room after the 2001 Snow Bowl 🤯

[ATP @ATP_RAP]

YE & JAY-Z
WATCH THE THRONE ERA GRAIL

LIVING SO ITALIAN FULL CDQ 🇮🇹🚨

[carl @CarlsBeef]

FUCK CODY

[Mike @MikeOrMiguel]

@sadsportfanwill @OhioTate Shut up pussy

[jaivin @jaivinwylde]

I put the entire game of Minecraft inside twitter.. with WORKING multiplayer 💀 https://t.co/dpCLo0PvLp

[Caiden ⚒🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿ᴸᴺ¹ @CFgm_WHU]

Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes straight

[Mike @MikeOrMiguel]

@stoolpresidente That’s awesome

[Bryce Hall @BryceHall]

Yeah it hurt almost as bad as your ribs in this fairy costume

[Chargers Merchant @ShelovesTheBolt]

Been watching Barstool for a long time and this is by far the smartest thing I’ve ever heard from Eddie. He’s spot on. Nailed it.

[Chase Senior @Chase_Senior]

Hey, Stephen A. Smith:

Lane Johnson's mom has cancer. His dad is also sick. I read your book and you talked about how difficult your life got when your mom got sick and after she passed, you had to go to therapy because you were depressed and you took time off of work.

Your mocking Lane Johnson's mental health struggles when you've been open about your own mental health struggles?

Come on, man. I know you're busy, but do some research before going on TV @stephenasmith

#Eagles

[Locktopus @LocktopusOdds]

He went 15 for 15 picking every NFL winner.

Then FanDuel offered him $2,277 to walk away from $6,705.

He took it. The Falcons won.

Here's why that button exists 👇 https://t.co/jTZEQDoLJm

[LMAO CLIPS @thelmaoclips]

Bro really saved his career with that one