Michael Pelzowski

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

I’m much too young to feel this damn old. -Garth Brooks"

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

@Dean_Murdoch: Edmonton won the draft lottery eh? If I'm McDavid I'd pull a Michael Jordan and try my fuckin hand at baseball..@agabourie31

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

@agabourie31.
Meth.
Not even once.

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

@agabourie31.. I believe on the 8th day, God created Yoga Pants. Just sayin man

[Garth Brooks @garthbrooks]

Let's light up Twitter! Hit RT for Garth

#VoteGarth daily-> http://t.co/As1zzvLExV -TeamGarth

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

@mellymorris16 ..When I close my eyes, I’m somewhere with you. -Kenny Chesney"

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

@agabourie31 this is def the answer I give.. "Now that you’re an adult, what do you want to do with your life?”

Me: http://t.co/l0tnHz0BP8"

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

@garthbrooks @JimCarrey @TheRock @GeorgesStPierre can we get a RT for #Odin for his birthday? #odinbirthday"

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

@BaruchelNDG @arielhelwani @ufc @Usher @TheEllenShow can u give some love to this young man? #odinbirthday http://t.co/U6Xk3HKrXu

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

Hey @danawhite @TheRock @garthbrooks @JimCarrey hope u guys will give this a quick read.. http://t.co/U6Xk3HsR5W

[Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII]

The awkward moment when you realise you're the ugliest out of all your friends.

[John Morgan @JohnMorgan_MMA]

So @Cowboycerrone walks into a restaurant and tells @CMPunk, "So, I heard you can make 170." Then smiles.

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

My OMG im on my way to see @garthbrooks face!!!!! #dreamcometrue #loveg! #cantwaitanylonger

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

I had a dream last night..."

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

Ohh BOOYY! Goin to see my idol @garthbrooks tomorrow!! So excited! Now just need to one day shake his hand and life would be complete! Ha :)

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

@agabourie31 ... seems legit bro

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

@agabourie31 aahhhh nooowww I can see the white and gold *brilliantness!!!*..."

[Michael Pelzowski @MikePel16]

@agabourie31.. This is the most accurate life advice I have ever seen: http://t.co/RyEGozidtI