Michael Ready

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@Mike_Travers @GeorgeReese65 "Extra fancy" I can respect it.

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Can someone please give me a decent haircut

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My mom is blasting oldies on a laptop while listening to some YouTube video with one headphone. Its quarantine chaos.

[Michael Ready @MikeReady6]

@sternzie3026 about Eli Manning "You thing he goes headset on the sidelines this week?"

I died laughing.

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Thank God for football season #LFG

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Patriots football is back!!

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I only run errands with Sarah because she is 100% more efficient and task oriented than me so I dont just buy unnecessary stuff. She is top notch with game plans. 10/10 would recommend having a twin.

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@hannahlabontee Should never take that long to get the second bowl!

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@Mike_Travers Might be one of the most accurate tweets I've ever seen.

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I'm ready for the weekend already

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Winter is awful

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

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Linda update: came downstairs to see my mom using an electric kitchen knife as a sawzall to fix a nutcracker. Nobody takes Christmas more serious!

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Cant trust people who like pulp in orange juice

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@Willy4743 Kids to a war zone?

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41 year old qb with a rag tag team of receivers. Pats by a thousand.

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In an uber and the driver gets a call from his wife and his caller ID just says Witcho Bitch

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@MattTedBuk Maybe on of the best tweets I've ever seen

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@ashleycibotti @shannonaorourke This might be one of the best tweets I've ever read.

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