Mike Sampson

Dad, Husband, Entrepreneur, Risk Advisor, Lover of Fish Fry’s, Crypto, GME & Movies

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

This is awesome. What a hack.

[Hal Bryan @HalBryan8]

BREAKING: SOMEONE HAS HACKED THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION WEBSITE AND IT NOW REDIRECTS TO THE EPSTEIN FILES WEBSITE.

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

@theblockspot You’re an idiot

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

As a former runner I can’t stop laughing at this finish. 😂

[El Marqués de las Zorreras @EZorreras]

Pues ya estaría.

[Tucker Kraft Dynasty Owner🍺🧀🐐 @GOATRodgersSZN]

Finding Milwaukee in the standings is like finding them on a map: just find Chicago and look up!

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

The government and flock camera supporters: “If you aren’t doing anything wrong, you don’t have anything to hide.”

Also the government:

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC Chair Paul Atkins says he expects the Crypto Clarity Act to pass this month.

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

Welcome back!

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Abner Uribe, 100mph Turbo Sinker. 💯

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

@BrewersOfMKE Well said

[Pedro Martinez @45PedroMartinez]

Milwaukee continues to bring in players who fit exactly what they do best: play great defense, pitch well, and execute the fundamentals almost to perfection. And they have the right manager to make it all work.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

In 2013, Huey Lewis and Weird Al created the greatest meta parody ever; a shot-for-shot remake of the axe scene from AMERICAN PSYCHO, which featured Lewis's "Hip To Be Square", with Lewis and Yankovic partially playing themselves talking about the movie. So good.

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

Amazing. 😂

[Sarah M^ @firefang78]

Seattle Street Art

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

@fox6now Sad to see.

[Bob Pockrass @bobpockrass]

Quiet track pic The Milwaukee Mile @jeff_gluck

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

Yep!

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

The life of a millennial:

- Graduated straight into the 2008 recession with a degree nobody was hiring for.

- Every entry level job somehow required 3 to 5 years of experience.

- Pensions vanished, replaced with a 401k and a “figure it out” attitude.

- A promotion meant a 3% raise and double the workload overnight.

- Finally felt stable in your early 30s, then a global pandemic hit everything at once.

- Inflation spiked to levels not seen in 40 years, quietly erasing every raise you’d gotten.

- Home prices doubled in half a decade, so renting stopped being a phase and became the plan.

- Childcare costs now rival a second rent payment every single month.

- Somewhere in there you’re also caring for aging parents, raising your own kids, and running on fumes.

- Now AI layoffs are hitting during what should be your highest earning years.

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

More names!!!

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

On the House floor tonight, I read the names of several Epstein coconspirators who should be investigated and prosecuted.

I also began collecting 218 signatures for the discharge petition to force a vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

@Drugotz790thejo 😂

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

BREAKING: GameStop now owns 43.4 million eBay shares worth roughly $4,950,000,000.00 after preliminary Q2 results showed operating income more than doubling YoY.

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

@compujeramey A little of both.
Expensive eating in this economy, never used their beautiful patio and never wanted to be in events.

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

@BenBrey Great show.

[Mike Sampson @MikeSampson]

@RepThomasMassie @VladTheInflator Release the Epstein list already. Drop the hammer!