Mike Sell

One day I'll think of something worth putting here.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Do Nothing Democrats should be focused on building up our Country, not wasting everyone’s time and energy on BULLSHIT, which is what they have been doing ever since I got overwhelmingly elected in 2016, 223-306. Get a better candidate this time, you’ll need it!

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

I have no interest in visiting Area 51. I see enough weird shit in Area 573.

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

And now we wait...

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

Wal-Mart's new slogan should be

"Wal-Mart! We have only 1 check out lane open, but we have 3 employees to watch you use the self checkout."

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

*At the bar*
Me: "Cody, you don't have to keep buying me beer."
@CodySuttles- " I'm not! It's your money that the railroad gave me through government subsidies. Call it a tax return mother fucker!"

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

@heatherpaige13 You're a month late with this tweet.

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

Want to wish a very Happy Birthday to my boy, @LanceMidgett here's to another year of "Finding Yourself"

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

@bj4256 @LanceMidgett Still down to do it.

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

When I drink with a group, 9 time out of 10, I'm the last one standing.
It's a gift and a curse....
Mostly a curse, because fuck these bitch ass mother fuckers.

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

Forgot to renew my SiriusXM subscription, so I've been listening to FM radio the past few days... I have now learned you can't just go back to FM after having Satelitte radio. It's like going back to regular texting after having Snapchat. Can't do it

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

It amazes me how many people have lived in this town their whole lives, and still can't spell "Caledonia" correctly.

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

"Lil Jon and Ludacris taught me there's only 4 things you need in life. "Beer, Chicken, Ass, and Titties. Not necessarily in that order!" -@LanceMidgett

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

Joe Buck: "We just witnessed one of the best WorldSeries games in History"
Yeah this & '11 Game 6
Too bad we had to listen to you thru both

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

@enipper1 #FakeNews

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

Yes, I'm rapid fire, drunk tweeting. no, I don't give a shit.. until like 7Am tomorrow....ehhh let's be honest. It's more like 11Am...12. Pm

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

Scrolling through my feed, and I have so many smart ass comments that are pure gold... but I'm like 12 hours-to a week late....... Shit.

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

I mean really.... all I do is drunkenly rant on here... And sometimes I feel bad, then I sober up and I'm like... this is Twitter. Fuck it.

[Mike Sell @MikeSell27]

Ive got to make a return to Twitter. Where else am I going to take my drunken rants?

[Casey Donahew @caseydband]

@MikeSell27 Are you kidding??? Surely this is a joke and you don't think we are making decision for the fair? #fakenews