Mike Spanjar

Marketing copywriter since '88, became good at it around '95. Musician. ELO. Bourbon. Cyclist. Dad. Husband. Dog. 1/2 Dutch. Future author.

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@saniyafatma1278 The math ain't mathin', bruh.

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@WHLeavitt I support the message, but I'd say this is a bunch of wannabe actors. What school is teaching history at almost 4 in the afternoon?

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Hello, X'verse.

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@TaraBull Unemployed

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@ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden I was going to reply, but America already stepped up and made it clear you've got a short memory.

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@Dede_Watson @PamelaHensley22 Boy, when conservatives say "what about," you libs go ballistic.

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@MustBeMeNV @RealJamesWoods Schwarzenegger was your governor once and showed great patriotism. Hilton's American patriotism has been on display for decades.

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@honeymoon250 Really? He started a war against the US with the uncontrolled influx of drugs, gangs and sex traffickers. He gave Putin permission to invade Ukraine. His weak, sickly presidency caused instability that we'll be cleaning up for years.

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@lady_valor_07 Then I hope you're not living in my country.

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@TrumpsHurricane It's missing some critical punctuation.

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@WHLeavitt Notice how Joyless hands her the index card like a loaded weapon and says, "Here - why don't you point this at your head in front of this TV audience and pull the trigger?"

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@mjfree Haaaa, look at the beautiful shitstorm you're receiving for your petty post.

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@MalcolmNance Just came here to make sure America spoke up against your weak comment, Nance-y. Nothing more to say.

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@JaneMoore6334 @MalcolmNance Just wanted to make sure the X-verse spanked you for that comment. My work is done here.

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@BarackObama @redistrictact Proof of citizenship is an 80/20 issue FOR showing IDs. You're literally pushing an ideal that contradicts democracy. Take a seat, sir. The adults are back in charge.

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@AHaschi Correct... he destroyed the entire country. Thank God a real president is back in the White House.

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@GuntherEagleman Yeah, this one's awesome.

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@maddenifico The "fewer" is what you meant to say. Did your great education teach you that?

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@BuenoForMiami @nicksortor Cars kill - do we hold automakers responsible?