Michael

Just here to bs. I have no interest in “debating” bots or trolls looking for attention. Blocking game strong.

[Michael @MikeTheAverage]

Peace and love, peace and love....

[Michael @MikeTheAverage]

@BeschlossDC A time when progress happened in government. Would never happen today.

Most republicans today would say it causes liberal mind control or something and destroy it. Unless the president could somehow profit off of it, of course.

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@kylegriffin1 I knew something was up as soon as I saw this. You always know something is up based on who these idiots follow and unfollow on Twitter. https://t.co/4Rpv7JI1Vh

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🚫 @erictrump is no longer following @justinsuntron

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@ERCboxoffice People love fantasy movies.

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@supr__dave @JVMonte2 What’s even crazier is a Houses of the Holy song does exist.. just not on the album. Led Zeppelin playing 4D chess over there.

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@WUTangKids Conservatives still like him and bro is one blouse away from changing his pronouns. Thought this was Kristi Noem.

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@BLABBERMOUTHNET Is an unbearable ass to be around, blames cancel culture… and not himself… sounds about right.

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@NekidSnek @ditzkoff Offended? No one is offended here. This had nothing to do with his joke, which was funny. This was a new conversation about how this new film is not really doing that bad for them based on budget.

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@TTomTToro And now, due to popular demand, I’ll perform for you, The Aristocrats.

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@WUTangKids Eh, never hated Katy. She has a poor education because her parents were religious nutjobs. She’s just a harmless dummy who doesn’t know what she’s ever doing.

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@WUTangKids MAGA: How dare the pope advocate for peace!?! NOT MY POPE!

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@BLABBERMOUTHNET Where are all the people complaining that this “isn’t the real Triumph” considering it’s only 2 out of 3 guys playing? And 3 hired guys playing all the music?

Oh, you guys only complain when a woman joins a band because you suck? Yeah, we know.

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@BLABBERMOUTHNET Why are women so hated by men in the rock / metal community? She is a fantastic drummer and this really shines a spotlight on how awful a lot of guys are on here. No wonder a lot of women are pushed away from metal. And anyone saying she sucks haven’t heard her play at all.

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@BLABBERMOUTHNET They were Rush before Neil, they’re still Rush after Neil. People need to get a life.

Meanwhile you have bands playing out there with no original members and everyone is fine with it.

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@SnazzyLabs Outside of books, nobody ever wrote em dashes in emails, now everyone does. You can live in a fantasy world if you’d like.

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@WUTangKids @yankeestruther They used to fit these guys with special needs helmets, now they fit them with maga jackets.

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@WUTangKids That small sandwich looks like chopped iceberg lettuce on basic bread. Clearly doesn’t know…

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@WUTangKids This must be the new plan. Explains why all the top generals were fired yesterday, it is an illegal order they were not willing to follow.

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@WUTangKids @PressSec @karolineleavitt Thought that was just a picture of her and her elderly husband