Mike Martin

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@astoundconnects So, after spending MORE TIME explaining myself via DM, the suggestion is that I contact live chat. The same live chat that has failed to help me two days in a row. I guess the third time is supposed to be the charm.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

Wanted to like @astoundconnects and the Astound Mobile platform- but I’ve gotten two days worth of absolutely no help from their customer support services. I’ve spent over fours on hold between phone and chat. Not one agent has been able to help me activate a phone. Wasted time

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

Damn man! I’ve been singing the praises of my @RYOBItoolsusa mower to anyone that would listen since I got it- but, this wasn’t cool. Burst into flames today- thankfully not the battery so it was relatively easily doused, but still a little scary. Lucky it wasn’t in the garage!

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@ChrisBrownBills Isaac Guerendo is RB the Bills should take a look at. 6ft 220lbs and ran a 4.33 at the combine. I’m not sure why he isn’t getting more buzz.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Maybe he thought if you were anything like Trump that he wasn’t going to get paid after doing the work. Or, maybe he just doesn’t like to be near anyone that would support politicians that support ideals that he doesnt agree with. That’s called integrity.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@mtgreenee You are an imbecile, your voters are imbeciles. There should be an IQ test before anyone is allowed to vote, let alone hold office.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@WGR550 if have them listen closely, I’ll bet the folks from the Jeremy White show would actually be able to hear the audible click of everyone simultaneously turning off their radios when they start a golf segment.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@mtgreenee It was on live TV you imbecile. We all saw it happen in real time.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@simonateba @JoeBiden About 50% of Americans are so stupid that they wouldn’t know “mental sharpness” if it slapped them straight across their slack jaw. In terms of physical condition, Biden is in better shape than 3/4 of people half his age.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@mtgreenee Everything you do is shameless. You’re too stupid to understand when you should be ashamed of yourself. Hint: it’s whenever your lips are moving.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@JoelEmbiid Thank god they finally gave it to you. Can you stop obsessing over it now and start obsessing about getting out of the second round of the playoffs?

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@LaBar31 I can’t even stomach watching them. I just hate the way they play. The only player on the team that I like is Maxey. They’ll get through Brooklyn because, well, it’s Brooklyn.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@mtgreenee You are a complete piece of shit. This guy has a family and you post this video to Twitter to make another ridiculously imbecilic point that doesn’t work? You SHOULD be ashamed of yourself, but your either too stupid to be ashamed, or just a complete piece of garbage.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@JetteBurner @TomFitton @JudicialWatch I’d use a fake name too if I said such idiotic things on Twitter. Please name these crimes…

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@mtgreenee If your army of red hat imbeciles storm the courthouse in NYC, I hope they give all of you the Ashley Babbit treatment. Including MTG.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@mtgreenee You already support a liar that cheated on his wife with a porn star and paid her to keep quiet to hide it from the public before an election- those facts are indisputable. Whether he broke the law, a jury will decide. Either way, he’s a POS, just like you.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@DouglasMusiela1 @FoxNews You make it sound like he has the ability for it to go either way. He’s an imbecile that will always do the latter. Also, he’s not smart enough to understand the issues or to speak on them. Lucky for him, his followers prefer Twitter cat-fights with D-list celebs anyway.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@jsav296 @mtgreenee Good grief- you imbeciles must have read a different Bible than I did. Trump in the antithesis (look it up) of Christian values. He’s a scumbag conman. Anyone that falls for his grift is too stupid to be in the world on their own. Seek help.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@mtgreenee Maybe try another insurrection with the rest of your imbecile friends. I hope your orange savior ends up at the end of a rope.

[Mike Martin @MikeTheDiceGuy]

@FinsUpNetwork How’d that work out for you? Go Bills!