Mike Schmidt

Hey. I’m Mike. I’ve been through shit so my word of advice? Fuck with me and you get fucked. Got that clear? Good now fuck off 🖤🖤🖤

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

Hey. Mike here. My friend Jeremy and I will be sharing this account until he either gets his back or makes a new one. My posts will start with (M) and his with (J). Peace y’all.

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

(J) Nothing like some Ragin Gummy Fish G FUEL while taking a fucking shit

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

(J) Nothing like some chicken nuggets while taking a fucking shit

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

@ItsScrewBall As you’ve stated on Benjamin’s Jello post, it’s pretty sapid. (J)

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

(J) Nothing like a Summer Freeze Mtn Dew while taking a fucking shit

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

@SquirtGun99 This was a big thing on my other profile @JFitz1999. This is just a continuation. (J)

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@BeachySnail Factual statements my guy. (J)

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

@FoxyButFuntime Wow is what I thought when I first tasted it lol. (J)

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@ItsScrewBall You should man. It’s great lol. (J)

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

(J)

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

@TheCoyoteSpirit Fox. Specifically due to Lolbit being one

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

Currently fanboying. Slightly crying. AHHH.

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

@INKSpencer Mike here. Huge fucking fan bro. Funeral derangements was fucking insane

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

Hey guys. Mike’s friend Jeremy here. Just letting everyone know there’s nothing like a Cherry Limeade flavored sparkling water while taking a fucking shit.

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

@2ManyTails Oh hell yeah

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

@INKSpencer Yes. 110%

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

@AndyMineoY2K Damn! Good shit!

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

@FoxyButFuntime That stank face going hard tho 🤘🤘🤘

[Mike Schmidt @MikeTheGuard97]

@FoxyButFuntime IDK WHETHER TO BE AFRAID OF YOU OR LOVE YOU