Michael Thorson

Straight out of Compton CA. Harder than quartz, no diamond

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@KatyMcMullan Wow i haven't been on twitter in 2 years. hey

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Hell is just driving through a full parking lot where every parked car has it's reverse lights on

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

WARNING!!!!!!!! 2015 IS WAKA FLOCKA YEAR

[fiona eating mutton on the beach @_lillia_]

HOTEL MOTEL

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@KatyMcMullan this would be creepy if it wasn't your teacher.

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I would like to note that I sent myself a letter in kindergarten for high school graduation and I never got it. I'm actually pissed

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Shout out to all my friends with stupid amounts of Dining Dollars left. To be honest you're only my friend because you have dining dollars..

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Update from USC: It's still the best school. #FightOn

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I just finished all of calculus

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@KatyMcMullan "she said that? that's cute!" -Jeanette Thorson

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I'm gonna start a nfl team with an invincible defense and 1 stupidly good kicker. They will only score with field goals but will never lose

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A twitter shoutout from @matttieice24 is 2nd best to a shoutout from @LILBTHEBASEDGOD

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Asher Roth was right... I do love college

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@matttieice24 just a sock

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You know it's real when she knows 10 Freaky Hoes by 100s

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My attempt to combat the freshman 15

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Just turned in a B essay by Seattle prep standards. It came back as an A by college standards. Thank you high school

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@rpodkowski13 deep

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I got really scared for a second cus tonights will be a late night but then I realized I will just get to spend hours reading about space

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Note to Self: Never. EVER. Watch daytime news again.