Michael Van Cleave

Maga. Deplorable. Garbage. Retired American.

[Michael Van Cleave @Mikevanc]

@GuntherEagleman @grok Can’t always trust Grok with opinions, it’s like CNN.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Hey @Grok, was the 2020 election stolen?

[Michael Van Cleave @Mikevanc]

@SteveLovesAmmo I have and I will again.

[Michael Van Cleave @Mikevanc]

@johnkonrad In her mind that would be you did nothing, so tell her you did nothing.

[John �� Konrad V @johnkonrad]

Need help.

My wife took the kids on a trip Saturday.

She’s going to ask what I did yesterday.

The truth: read an entire Tom Clancy novel and watched the movie while reloaded ammo with X sh!ppoasting breaks between chapters.

The ask: what do I tell her I was doing?

[Michael Van Cleave @Mikevanc]

@TaraBull Pig at the trough.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Woman shows off her 'dot wings' a new popular dish to compliment with pineapple Kool-Aid 'smack spears'

[Michael Van Cleave @Mikevanc]

@japan_nobunaga These are red states full of people with common sense and proper grooming.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Japanese Samurai approved:

These are the 10 BEST states to visit in 2026 ⚔️

1. Tennessee
2. Texas
3. Indiana
4. Louisiana
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Missouri
8. Alabama
9. Oklahoma
10. Arkansas

CNBC calls them "worst" = Real freedom lives here.
Leftists hate them = Samurai love them!! 🇯🇵🇺🇸

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼��� @japan_nobunaga]

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting.

Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye.

I asked a woman at the store what it means.

She said, "Roll Tide."

I asked what it means.

She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar."

So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list.

I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan.

I heard it said at a funeral.

It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day.

I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword.

I said it to a cashier. She said it back.

I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight.

He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight.

Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket.

I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related.

I am also not claiming they are unrelated.

A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan.

He said, "Roll Tide."

He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all.

I have been in Alabama eleven days.

I have one word.

It has been enough for everything.

I have started saying it in other states.

It does not work in other states.

I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around.

He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to.

I say it anyway.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

I didn’t agree with Senator Lindsey Graham on everything, but he was a fierce fighter against Islamic jihad and he always voted with President Trump when it mattered. He also fought against Jew hatred more than any other member of the Senate and you could count on him to have moral clarity about threats to our nation, despite some of his RINO tendencies.

I hope there is an investigation into his sudden death. There is reason to believe he was poisoned and a toxicology report should be conducted ASAP in light of recent threats against his life by foreign adversaries.

[Michael Van Cleave @Mikevanc]

@wilsonhlthcoach It’s a bargain.

[The Carnivore RN @wilsonhlthcoach]

I was running out of ground beef, so I sent a message to the local family I buy beef from:

Me: "I'm almost out of ground beef. Do you have any more?"

Them: "We don't have ground beef, but we do have ground pork sausage. Do you eat pork? Would you like to try some?"

Me: "I'd love to try some!"

We set up a time to meet, and I headed to their house.

The husband came out holding a bag with 5lbs of ground pork sausage.

Me: "How much do I owe you?"

Him: "Nothing! We wanted to give you some samples before you decided if you wanted to buy some or not."

The wife comes out and we all start chit-chatting.

I found out that they're now raising some pigs, and they're trading one of their bulls for a couple of buffalo and are trying to grow a small herd.

We talk about family and God. They ask about my daughter. I ask them how the homeschooling of their kids is going.

I told them I love how they built a large greenhouse to have groups of other kids come over to learn about growing food and to have bible study crafts and activities.

We talk about the sacrifices we all make to follow God's plan.

The meat I get from them might be a tiny bit more expensive per/lb than buying from a place like Costco, Sam's Club, or Grocery Outlet, but I get to know the family, their values, and how they raise their animals.

I'm supporting local farmers who are also Christians. People who are living their life, raising their kids, and making sacrifices according to what they believe is God's plan for them.

It makes the price completely worth it.

[Alan Jackson @OfficialJackson]

Denise and I are overjoyed to announce the birth of our fifth grandchild, Samuel Hudson Carrington (Hudson) born July 9 to Dani and her husband Sam.

[Jane Forda (PARODY) @AngelaLark66613]

Mitch McConnell is reportedly brain dead. The journalist who broke his cardiac arrest is at the hospital waiting for them to move his body. Her name is Desirée Townsend.
She's the independent reporter who obtained the EMS scanner audio confirming paramedics performed CPR at McConnell's D.C. home on June 14. NBC and CBS spent a week catching up to her.
Yesterday she tweeted that she's physically at the hospital, that multiple sources have told her the 84-year-old senator has been declared brain dead, and that his Capitol Police detail was still there as of 3:39pm ET.
Laura Loomer posted the same claim, citing a White House source. McConnell's office will not confirm or deny. They insist he is "continuing to improve."
The brain-death claim is not yet verified. Here's what is.
McConnell has been hospitalized for three straight weeks with no public explanation.
His office has never said why he was admitted. His last vote was June 11.
His wife Elaine Chao was photographed in Beijing meeting the Chinese vice president three days after her husband collapsed. She has not come home.
His daughter deactivated her X account.
Neighbors of his D.C. townhouse say no one has come or gone since the ambulance took him away. Not family. Not staff.
Kentucky's Democratic Governor Andy Beshear says McConnell's office is not returning his calls.
Now the politics.
Kentucky Republicans quietly rewrote the state's succession law in 2024. If McConnell's seat opens, Beshear cannot appoint a replacement. A special election gets triggered instead.
And the timing matters. If he can't finish his term after August 3, the special election just rolls into November. Before August 3, the GOP has to hold a standalone race.
They’re watching the calendar.
The election they're trying to avoid is the GOP's nightmare. Thomas Massie, the Republican congressman who has become one of Trump's loudest critics, would be a heavy favorite to run and split the red vote wide open.
Every day they hide McConnell's condition is a day they don't have to hold that race.
Whatever is actually happening in that hospital room, this is the picture from outside it: a senator who has not been seen in three weeks, a wife who left the country, a family that has gone dark, a governor being frozen out, and a party racing the clock on a succession law they wrote themselves.
Townsend is still at the hospital.

[Michael Van Cleave @Mikevanc]

@ResisttheMS Yes, he does know.
They are scripting the next steps, one of which is how to tell the citizens. It's a matter of time and of timing.

[Resist the Mainstream @ResisttheMS]

President Trump says that he has "no idea" how Sen. Mitch McConnell is doing.

[Michael Van Cleave @Mikevanc]

@TaraBull See? They do invent everything that doesn't work and ends up useless. And whose trash container is he throwing it in? It's not at his house, looks like a business that now has to deal with his poison. Koolaid-Pineapple Billionaire, what a moron.

[Michael Van Cleave @Mikevanc]

@JesseKellyDC Do you remember we had to go after the "weapons of mass destruction" in Iraq and found no evidence of them? And yet, we just had to have our military go find them and for the next twenty years we were at war over that premise accomplishing nothing.