Michael Alperowitz

An extraordinary ordinary dude.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

There will be hell toupee

[Michael Alperowitz @MikeyAppleBox]

@lena_z01 @BytePlusGlobal Would like the guide please. Thx!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Elon’s doing literal Nazi propaganda again

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

"It's irresponsible for someone who has 240 million followers to propagate things that are simply not true."

- .@TheEconomist Editor-In-Chief @zannymb on her wide-ranging interview with Elon Musk. @SquawkCNBC (2026)

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

📸 Great photo of @JoeBiden and @DrBiden with the Obamas, Bushes, and Clintons in Chicago today.

This is America. Not what is currently in the White House.

[JDRandom - RandomWhiteGuy @TheReelRandom]

I’ll never stop reposting this.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I changed all my passwords to “Kenny.”

Now I have all Kenny Loggins.

I’m alright…

I just like living in the danger zone.

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

A message to all sane Republicans:

He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals.
You said nothing.

He bulldozed the East Wing.
You said nothing.

He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing.

He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing.

He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing.

He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing.

He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing.

He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing.

His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing.

He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing.

His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing.

He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing.

He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing.

It’s time to start talking.

[Dow @mark_dow]

Trump has won this war 7 times.

He’s negotiated a peace settlement 12 times.

And he’s opened the Strait of Hormuz at least 4 times.

What more do you want from him?

[Ric Ball 🌈✌️🤟🏼 🕎🌻🚫fascism. @ricball]

This is what white trash does when it moves into a rental.

[Bluedog @HereLiesBlueDog]

If it’s safe enough to have this event outside, why do we need a billion dollar ballroom?

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Says it all.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

The difference between Iran and Vietnam is that Trump knew how to get out of Vietnam.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump obsessing over other men part 1,442,394

[Eric Kripke @therealKripke]

OMG this is his review of what @TheBoysTV did to Homelander, I’ll never get a better review ever. #TheBoys

[Tyler McBrien @TylerMcBrien]

BLANCHE: "The United States...is hereby FOREVER BARRED and PRECLUDED from prosecuting or pursuing...examinations or similar or related reviews" against Trump "or related or affiliated individuals," including family members or related companies and trusts.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal world the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Btw you’ll never fucking guess who canceled Ebola prevention

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

This, 100% 👇🏼