Michael

What is life?

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

Just saw a girl long boarding in shape-ups... 😳😂😂

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

"....Instead of mourning your death, I'd rather celebrate your life..." -Eminem

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

Blake Shelton's girls lips taste like Sangria, but my girls lips taste like a churro. 😍

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

*watching the Bachelor*
Her: "This episode is so stupid!"
*30 minutes later*
"Shut up, it's the Rose ceremony!"
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@stinaa_ashleyy

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

@stinaa_ashleyy https://t.co/9wT8Jxdlhq

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

Me: "I'm so in love with this girl and I don't know what to do..."
Kris: "Hold on."
This is why he is my best friend.

[David Barnhurst @BygCrunch]

Have you ever gotten the overwhelming feeling that you were meant for something better in life?

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

If you leave, I'll will follow, to the otter reaches of our universe, and beyond. 💜

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

@stinaa_ashleyy https://t.co/6D1xjvcH9f

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

With you, I'm not broken anymore 💜

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

Snow. My. Gawwwwwwwwwd. 💜⛄️🌬❄️

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

Woke up twice sweating and terrified, I'm thankful it was just a dream, though it left me petrified. 💜

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

All I want is to hear your voice and see your smile...

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

Searching for yourself in the darkness is hard without a spotlight.

[Michael @MikeyBarnhurst]

You make my demons run and hide... I like that shit. 😈