Mikey D’Angelo

WANGHAF

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

British men should do WHAT? Is RFK even allowed to say this? Unreal.

[Mikey D’Angelo @mikeybigD]

Lord forgive me I just busted to the idea of me and lover becoming a priest and nun and conducting a “diocesan affair” like 15 years into the future 😭😭😭

[ϟyphistine @syphistine]

There is no worse social scenario than a woman who wasn't into you becoming into you. "Male friend tries to escape friendzone" doesn't even come close.

[Charles @wotancore]

“It is becoming quite evident that billions of people are going to have be done away with”

[M A C ⭐️ @polished_steel]

We just got a chinese guy as the new workplace safety rep. That's like appointing a black person head of the Being On Time and Quiet at The Movies committee

[Mikey D’Angelo @mikeybigD]

@frenbilt Good

[Mikey D’Angelo @mikeybigD]

@DearS_o_n Work a hard labor job with my buddies. Kicked my ass but I got her off my mind

[Mikey D’Angelo @mikeybigD]

Sad day

[Mikey D’Angelo @mikeybigD]

At least the Scottish national team looks Scottish

[Baudrillard Forever @GroovySciFi]

My most chudded opinion is that the Bible should be taught in US public school. Just the stories, no need for religious interpretation. Your appreciation for Western literature will increase tenfold once you recognize Biblical allegory.

[Breaking Point USA @nixonist]

>high IQ incel shooter tries to assassinate the PornHub CEO like Luigi
>fails at sniping and tries to get in the building
>female cop panics, shoots a random civilian, then runs away when the actual shooter comes
>the random civilian happens to be a rabbi leaving the PornHub HQ

[Rexha 🐸 @RexhaRexhaRexha]

Dana White reveals that after he got blackout drunk, he thought he had only lost $80,000 gambling, but he had actually lost $3,000,000

"I was drinking having a blast and ended up losing like 80 grand."

"I'm at work the next day and the host from the casino calls me and says, hey Dana do you still need the room at the hotel? I said, no I don't need the room, but don't get to comfortable with my 80 grand, I'm coming back for it."

"Dead silence on the other end of the phone..."

"He's like, Dana... you lost $3 million last night.."

"I said, What the fuck are you talking about? I only have a $1.5 million credit line. He says, yeah you made us call the GM of the hotel and started calling him a f*cking p*ssy."

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Hold up, it was really pornhub? I thought that part was a joke.

[IRISH PATRIOT @irishpatriot91]

Well now 🐸🍿

We do know who his uncle is ain’t that right 🍿

[𝙍𝙞𝙥 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙙 🇺🇲 @TheRipCord]

Nothing to see here...👀

[Mikey D’Angelo @mikeybigD]

Are we so for real

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Always trust. 👀

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

OH MY GOD! ANONS…

The White House Deputy War Room Director posted this and said: “Activation Word: Ronald McDonald”

Elon Musk on 11.4.24 shared this video, where at the 37 second mark, Q comes into focus and says “Activation Word, Ronald McDonald”

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

What an odd thing to say.

[True Stormy Joe @truestormyjoe]

“Sum of all fears” vibes