Mikey

I have never lost my keys!
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[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

Jeff: The first Canadian🇨🇦 to win Survivor
Me: The 2nd Canadian🇨🇦 to ever play survivor and already a win 🤔🤔😁
#Survivor41 #Survivor

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

Just watching my 41st live finale of #Survivor tonight...nbd!
#Survivor41 #SurvivorFinale

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

No, but you can have this fake. Instantly iconic quote from Xander #Survivor41

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

Xander reading his advantage
#Survivor41 #Survivor

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

Brad right now
#Survivor41

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

Bye Sara! #Survivor41

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

Xander be smart...JD be making mistakes
#Survivor41

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

Survivor is backkkk! I have missed you my old friend! 🙈🙉
#Survivor41 #Survivor

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

This was my first thought when I heard about the ship blocking the Suez Canal
#AustinPowers #SuezBLOCKED

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

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[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

Today is going to be great, watching all the Trump supporting morons cry while I sip my drink! #Election2020

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

BYE BYE TRUMP!!!

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

🐢🐢🐢

[Greg James @gregjames]

I had to rewind this to check it actually happened. One of the great comedy lines.

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

Yesssssssss

[New York Rangers @NYRangers]

LET'S. GO.

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

@bbdominatrix A Christie manifestation in progress?

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

@DrellzHothetics Lol I was way wrong 🤣🤣

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

@hulu This is the only correct response #LOST

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

OMG IT'S HAPPENING
#Patriots

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Patriots signing QB Cam Newton to one-year deal. (via @Rapsheet)

[Mikey @MikeyDislikesIt]

Wishing Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen a very happy birthday on this fine June 13th! It may also be my birthday...
#birthdayboy #birthdaytwins #FullHouse