mikey schelling

I literally could not tell you the last time money couldn’t fix the problem. So mo money less problems

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

Those fucker weren’t lying when they said: it’s not about how much you make, it’s about how much you save:

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

I’m real happy about my choices 16-18 1/2 cause now y’all mother fuckers trying to hard to stay up all night partying and go to school. #partyearlyinlife #itsnothatcool

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

@RockstarGames y’all need to tell us more how money works with 5 business. Woke up to $650,000 gone. Riddle me that rockstar. Faggots

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

@bayleedement13 Keep your head up. It isn’t as bad as you think. Time will tell

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

It’s funny how people don’t realize when you both struggling and one helps the other, it’s not love, it’s deeper than that, and when time comes due later in life, you will all never understand that and that’s what’s fucked up. Don’t forget who helped you at your lowest.

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

Dreams happen to every human every night it’s just the matter of remembering it. And I’m a firm believer if you remember less dreams, you are bound to be more successful, you’re no longer wishing to see it, because in reality you are really doing it, not looking for it.

[Rocket League @RocketLeague]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I didn’t take the boost just for you! 💯

#HappyValentinesDay to all the Doubles partners out there!

💙🧡

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

If Cortez becomes president I’m fucking hanging myself from a ceiling fan and letting the fan fall and kill me not the rope around my neck

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

The greatest video game tweet ever

[Sunless @SunlessKhan]

Teammate in Apex took time mid game to point out that I had only one kill while he and his buddy had 5...I'm like yeah but can you aerial

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

@weaghansw0rld This is the truest tweet of all time

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

Yo it’s cool all you post is you getting fucked up, but know that’s all people know you by is getting fucked up

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

Like @SquishyMuffinz said “I might be the luckiest player alive” so glad I managed this pinch in #rlc #RLCS #rocketleague

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

@nickerbonkers Utah is just a bunch of faggot pussies anyway. Except a few of course. But overall some straight goon fuckas

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

Oh yeah and just like 607 but now real life, no one can match or even knock my hustle, I pay tributes to the ones who say I wasn’t normal

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

I’m to competitive. But it’s okay. Loses are just my learning lessons for wins. And that’s why eventually I can create new hobbies to be something impressive

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

Fuck it. I’ll take it

[mikey schelling @MikeySchelling]

With the way things going nowdays with eyeliner, these bitches gonna have eyeliner past there temple and look like the god damn flash. #flashclass

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Howard Schultz doesn’t have the “guts” to run for President! Watched him on @60Minutes last night and I agree with him that he is not the “smartest person.” Besides, America already has that! I only hope that Starbucks is still paying me their rent in Trump Tower!