Mike

Just your regular basic white bitch.

[Mike @MikhailBronacci]

You have to see this live stream! tokyodoll's live stream is awesome!
ゲリラ！Flash stream 25 mins
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[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

People who swear a lot tend to be more honest, upfront, and loyal with their friends, partners and family.

[Mike @MikhailBronacci]

I look back on my most recent relationship, and shake my head. Like, what the hell was I thinking?

[Mike @MikhailBronacci]

I've just baked 9,693,741,131 cookies in #CookieClickers2. Grandma will be proud of me!
https://t.co/cPvKxyPH7I

[Mike @MikhailBronacci]

5 days till I'm Utah bound, fuckers

[Mike @MikhailBronacci]

The capacity that some people have for evil and betrayal and lies is really remarkable.

[the knight queen @jul_knight]

yo we had video games and computers what do you MEAN

[Mike @MikhailBronacci]

Back to the delivery grind

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

With all this #Oscars controversy, it makes me glad I only get nominated for Kids Choice Awards.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Lmao wtf https://t.co/JGEJgA6ocn

[relatable @byreIatable]

Syllabus: Cramming will not work for this class.

Me: Well it's gonna have to.

[Mike @MikhailBronacci]

God damn you, Bernice.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FORGIVE THE JABRONIS BECAUSE THEY ARE JABRONIS

[Mike @MikhailBronacci]

@TheNameIsKye no. That means he wants to bone.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you get in an argument with your mom and forget she hadn't approved your plans for tomorrow yet

[Mike @MikhailBronacci]

New year, new me. Not.