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women like a firm hand on the tiller

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@b_riley812 you don't know Bob Frank!

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you fly an airplane the same way you treat a woman; you must be firm, yet gentle

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@bheff1988 bob frank #sux

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@bheff1988 swift dick

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I find it necessary to drink half a glass of milk before you determine that it is indeed, sour. #expiredapril9

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pork the other white meat.

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I checked off 95 out of 100 on this list! How Many Life Skills Do You Have? http://t.co/htOANoqwIC via @buzzfeed

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sounds like the Air Force is working the MOA west of Vincennes today #jetnoise

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The moon doesn't shine, it reflects...

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@bheff1988 did you tell her its over?

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@bheff1988 I like my steaks rare. in fact. I don't like my steaks cooked at all.

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@bheff1988 that's my boy!

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@bheff1988 vegetarians cannot be trusted

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if you're not with us... then sit down and shut your god damn hole.

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today's fortune- for those who like peace and quiet. try a phoneless cord.

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wang chung https://t.co/vTLDnQ6GJf @bheff1988

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@bheff1988 its Setzer

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If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say something nice.

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ghost rider, this is strike