ParkerfulofPoseys

don't worry, I'll just be here...

[ParkerfulofPoseys @MikRaz09]

Me: Dude, I've dated some girls that turned out to be total Bombshells.

A friend: What, are they like Instagram girls now?

Me:No, they joined ISIS and uh, you know, they..... You get where I'm going with this.

[ParkerfulofPoseys @MikRaz09]

@JaredWeissNBA @mikefinger

[Nnamdi🍀 @tweetsbyzyl]

Most men will have to go through this .. if you haven’t you’re lucky.. just be prepared.

[ari.🌊💗 @ughh_ari]

me replaying all the disrespect so i stay no contact.

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

> Renames the Gulf of Mexico
> Renames the Department of Defense
> Renames Lake Ontario to Lake America

Literally all this nigga does is rename shit and go to war for Israel

[☔ @Whotfismick]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: Someone’s free time is NOT their availability

[French OG 🇫🇷🇬🇧| Dating & Relationship Guide @FrenchOG3]

You can be as stoic as you want but if you stay despite her “I am going to sabotage as much as possible my relationship to see if I can trust he won’t leave me”, you are telling her you are a conflict avoiding bitch.

[Jade 💜🦎 @jaderants]

abusive girlfriends are too normalized amongst men. in fact it’s a majority in relationships with toxic and argumentative gfs because men aren’t taught that it’s not normal

[Will @FadedWill_97]

This why referees need to have some kind of penalty because this shit is literally ON VIDEO, everyone saw the ref look dead at him and ignore him, and they get to just lie like this with no repercussions

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Shannon Sharpe after SGA got 17 free throws in game 5:

“I ain’t gon lie, I’ve caught fish that flopped less than Shai” 😂😂

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing you have no place in Congress if you oppose pedophiles and Israel

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women will ruin your entire mood and then ask why you’re acting different.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

No way man. Underdog put up a mural in LA of the refs helping SGA lmao 😂😂😂

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing the reason inflation is going up, gas prices are going up, and they can't afford groceries is that they wanted to stop a nuclear weapon that didn't exist and open a strait that wasn't closed

[Asanwa @Chizitere_xyz]

People have learned a few psychological buzzwords on social media,like "gaslighting," "narcissist," "boundaries," and "toxic", and now they use them to run away from normal human conflict. Sometimes your partner isn't a "toxic narcissist violating your boundaries"; sometimes they are just annoyed, having a bad day, and you are actually the one who was wrong. We have weaponized therapy language to ensure we never have to apologize or compromise.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

As Mike Tyson said, "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face."

https://t.co/Js61xsqEHP

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing the Iran war is going so bad that Trump is faking his assassination again