Jessica Corder

...the girl really worth having won't wait for anyone.-F. Scott Fitzgerald

[Jessica Corder @MiladafayCorder]

Saddest thing ever: your favorite song comes on but you can't sing because your mouth guard is in. <<<

[Jessica Corder @MiladafayCorder]

I apologize for asking you to remove your own diaper, I never guessed what an inconvenience it would be. #pottytraining #nannyprobs

[Jessica Corder @MiladafayCorder]

“@Cats: Would you eat one? http://t.co/pfBmheS0uA” @BBBaumgartner "you can't eat cats, Kevin...you can't eat cats..."

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

Does anyone else enjoy reading vintage smelling books as vintage as their stories because it makes u feel like ur time traveling #jetlagged

[Jessica Corder @MiladafayCorder]

@switchfoot thank you for the show at JBLM and for supporting our troops and their families! You guys rock!

[Jessica Corder @MiladafayCorder]

Mean Girls 10th anniversary. #onwednesdayswewearpink http://t.co/mfjgjEtzZc