Milani

Faith • Hope • Love. And the greatest of these is love #NewAccount

[Milani @MilaniSon]

“Namaste otherwise”

[Milani @MilaniSon]

2 hour chat with my mom… and I uncovered a hurt I’d buried from when my dad passed away 22 years ago. Yesterday, my brother and I shared for the first time what helped us heal after his funeral. Learning we both called his number to hear his recorded voicemail was surreal. ❤️SSB

[Milani @MilaniSon]

This was in 2018! After 2020, it didn’t fit me… even after turning it into a skirt. But… it fits now… 🎉
Probably one of 2/3 items of clothing from my pre-2020 days that I haven’t given away…

[Milani @MilaniSon]

Guys, what is the condition where someone thinks they’re hilarious, an absolute riot, in their head.
Cos in my mind, I think I’m a hoot! 🤭

[Milani @MilaniSon]

I literally was on the verge of tears watching this!! Absolutely spectacular! 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

😭 still upset that this is the highest quality version i can find of this historic event. need oprah to release this in 4k along with some bonus footage that’s laying in that O vault 🤭

[Milani @MilaniSon]

Missed my bedtime, cos #bafanabafana…😭

[Milani @MilaniSon]

Every time the crowd boos I know we have the ball! #bafanabafana

[Milani @MilaniSon]

Whole country is behind you boys! 🇿🇦 #bafanabafana #fifaworldcup #rsavsmex.

[Milani @MilaniSon]

@boohley I missed the national anthem because of them!

[Milani @MilaniSon]

@boohley Okay, I thought I was the only one, because why am I seeing the 3 dots???!!! @DStv

[Milani @MilaniSon]

@PortiaMoemedi Michael Jackson’s trial on Netflix

[Milani @MilaniSon]

I need to change my surname…

[Milani @MilaniSon]

“What’s your contribution to society?”

Me: “I make friends everywhere I go.”

🫠

[Milani @MilaniSon]

Also… who else thinks Final Destination when driving behind this?

[Milani @MilaniSon]

The sleep I’m gonna sleep today, has never been slept before in the history of sleep!! 💤

[Milani @MilaniSon]

The last time I wore contact lenses they cost at least R300 a box, and the solution was around R60-R70. When did we get to R600, and R150?!

[Tanya @taniawithay]

Dear Uncle Cyril,

How goes?  I'm back at work...just so you know...No, I don't want to talk about it.

Let me tell you what's been happening in my life. I traveled from Johannesburg to Graaf Reinet...Graaff Reinette...Graaff Reinet...Robert Sobukwe.  You know, the place with the church.  And then back again.  Don't get me started about the petrol price.  We are still going to chat about it.  You're not off the hook that easily.  I'm just not in the mood for this right now, because my car started singing the song of its people today.  And I don't like that song.

Do you know how many trucks we have on our roads?  ALL👏 OF👏 THEM👏.  They spray these little stones, that crack windscreens, like glitter...Wyk satan.  Why are we not using the railways?  Serious question.  I'm sure there's a waterproof reason. 

I know you wonder if I write my own letters or if I use AI.  The truth is that I write it myself..  I tried ChatGPT for one of my previous letters and this is what it replied:  "This reads like a chaotic voice note from someone who survived three separate emotional disasters in one day 😭."  Even threw in a little emoji. It's not wrong, but how rude.  I have feelings too.  I thought about going to counseling, but I'm scared they fix whatever is wrong with me and then I'm won't be funny anymore.

Ooooooh, I took the attached photo just for you because this is something I need you to add to the agenda for the next family meeting.  How about giving me edit access to the agenda, then I can add it myself.  We need to work smarter and not harder.  

You know about Rand Water maintenance starting on 29 June?  Of course you do.  Quick question - May myself and a 100 of my closest friends please shower and get ready for work at your house?  And I will need to borrow your phone charger too please.  I wanted to ask if you have Pronutro but then I remembered I eat Weetbix.  (Weetbix makers, don't screw with this recipe.  You saw what happened to your friend.)

I might have a solution for our potholes...

I've been asked why I write to you? The answer is simple.  If I wanted to complain and be ignored, I would have contacted tech support.  Also, who else do I write to? Any suggestions?  Writing to you is like using an umbrella. It covers it all.

To infinity and beyond,
Taniawithay

[Milani @MilaniSon]

Pls be careful out there! The flu that’s going around will put you in bed for 3 weeks. Three people I spoke with today had bronchitis that started off as a chest cold…

[Milani @MilaniSon]

Beloved, if I have consistently shown my integrity, loyalty, and commitment to you over a prolonged period of time, and you still question that, then the problem is definitely with you.

[Milani @MilaniSon]

Oh, wait, a bit of levity happened as well…
After repeatedly telling the class to quieten down so we can listen to a boy who had his raised…my guy just asked to go to the bathroom… the whole class (including the teachers) packed up laughing…

[Milani @MilaniSon]

Two things happened at today’s Kids Church class that are so special and so affirming for me…
1. During group time, two groups asked for me to join… and guys, I am very stern with them cos they’re the rowdy clique…
2. A new teacher said she is joining us permanently cos she /2

[Milani @MilaniSon]

…felt home with us… ���🏾🫶🏾

[History ZAR @HistorySAZAR]

Mango Groove is a South African pop group formed in 1984, known for fusing Afropop, kwela, and marabi styles. The band gained prominence in the late 1980s, especially with their 1989 debut album featuring hits like "Special Star" and "Dance Sum More". Source: Hot 102.7 FM