Ryan Firster

Former @concalpod // Forever @meatyboiz // Adjacent @LeeRyanGreen420 // Yeer-of-yees // Cannabis Industry Ultramegastar // he/him // [email protected]

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

I used to be slowly dying under fluorescent lights and a computer screen.

Now I am thriving, blooming big under grow lights.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

Venmo told me that based on my account history I could apply for a credit card. Great to know my illicit drug purchases are going on my credit these days.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

If I had a submarine, I’d call it Das Zoot.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

The YouTube captions just referred to @watcherdev as Dean Hand Bram Toast Us. That’s his name from
Now on.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

So if Mauga doesn’t have a “You’re welcome.” voice line, I will have lost what little faith I have left in humanity. Please @PlayOverwatch.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

He preaches the truth. @stavvybaby is right, the Zero Sugar @AWRootBeer is awesome.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

I don’t smoke because my daddy was a smoker and I reckon if he couldn’t find the damn things after all those years, I don’t stand much of a chance either.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

Who among us has ever truly had @hotpockets come out like this inside? I'm hurt they'd pass this off as advertising. :'(

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

Inside the mind of a criminal. @PAYDAYGame

[EFFY @EFFYlives]

TV IS DEAD
LONG LIVE THE INTERNET

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

@EFFYlives Had that hairstyle for a minute when I was younger, too. Feel like it looks like the Lego hair.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

I don’t really use this anyway. But I reckon if they start charging, I’ll just mosey.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

@OGXanos I stopped trying to look cool a long time ago. This may interfere with my aesthetic, but what the hell.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

@SlimJim Fair.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

@BlackDeathCas @Circle6_co @slingshothouse @newfearcityNFC Hell yeah, brother!

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

@Shazza_McKenzie Can we add caramel apple empanadas?

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

Just had two @Jolly_Rancher’s in a row that had no flavoring on them, only the taste of sugar and sadness. This is an omen.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

@scottjohnson Agreed.

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

@askparamount sent a dm, any way I can get assistance, please?

[Ryan Firster @MileHighFirster]

@EFFYlives Moustache ride temporarily out of service.