Bommy Tarker

how are tunnels made

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

Every Monday I feel like I should be on True Life: I'm addicted to the snooze button

[mol @heymoll]

They will never be Him

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

when you walk into your friend's UFC 290 party and they're using crack streams

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

i80/i287/i95/i84:
PA part ii: 8.5
NY: 7.0
NJ: 6.3
CT: 7.3

upon further review:
CO: 6.6

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

i76/i80 state power rankings thru day 1:
CO: 8.7
NE: 3.0
IA: 5.6

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

i80 only update for day 2:
IL: 5.9
IN: 4.0
OH: 2.7 (f u l*bron)
PA: 9.0

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

@Jerrythekid21 🗑️

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

the balls on these guys

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

@BarstoolBigCat you got it you got you got it
oh
speed demon speed demon
yas

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

10mg of melatonin is too much melatonin

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

It’s kinda bullshit Mountain Dew isn’t selling Baja blast in the can this summer. This recession sucks

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

Having a smart home is like playing Simon says with Alexa

[Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge]

We also have a song of all curse words that would sound great if done this way-

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

Bring back the lock button on the top of the iPhone

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

@MarkHenryJr_ Great month last month, gotta feed the system. Keep on grinding

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

Hate how the sun rises at like 4am in the summer

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

My first nft @BarstoolBigCat @stoolpresidente @TomScibelli @BSSAdvisors

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

@MarkHenryJr_ Thought for sure this oilers TT would hit 😭

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

Anyone with mlb tv wanna trade logins?

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

The “you gotta be kidding me” could make my Spotify wrapped

[Bommy Tarker @MileHighThom]

@chrisdcomedy Ur so edgy. Do more Portland personification jokes