Miles

Shouting into the void

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

finding myself rooting for croatia because i have a parasocial relationship with @ZachLowe_NBA

[Michael Bibi @MichaelBibi1]

very much looking fwd to house & techno not being cool again so the weirdo’s can all just hang.

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

@tomieinlove very plausible that they started doing drugs for party & play and took it too far

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

i’m in the buildin and i’m feel in like YEEEE

[Pleometric @pleometric]

not now honey 🙄🙄

I'm making dark fantasy movies with our cats🙀 🧙‍♂️

[Arkeologen @Arkieologen]

she's actually perfect once you look past her daily crash outs, jealousy problems, overthinking, mood swings, and all her insecurities

[Mads @europemaxxed]

The spiritual moment when you go out to eat alone at night in another country

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

why do so many hotels invest more in the lobby than their rooms?

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

the next evolution of shazam should be recognizing the spotify / apple music playlists that restaurants are playing

[Tomás Bjartur @BjarturTomas]

Every member of my family has a PhD in economics. We have a quaint, gift-giving tradition where we all sit in a circle around the Christmas tree. We each take out a crisp 100 dollar bill and gift it to the person sitting to our right.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Tom and Jerry

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

how much can i get my life together between now and new years?

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

i've never felt so seen

[DeeDee - ADHD Helper @DopaminePlsMe]

My humor isn't "random." It is elite, high-speed pattern recognition.

I connected a meme from 2016 to your current haircut in 0.2 seconds.

The joke makes perfect sense. I just forgot to explain the 5 logical steps in between that happened silently in my head. Catch up.

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

how did i miss this!?

[SFGATE @SFGate]

Kesha's tour of Bay Area bars continues. Last month, the pop star made an impromptu appearance at the Patio in Palo Alto, where she sang “Tik Tok.” Last week, she hit Martuni’s, the classy SF piano bar on Market and Valencia streets, for another unscheduled performance.

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

Houses in the Palmer Woods neighborhood of Detroit, MI

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

i've been saying this since i graduated college

[meatball times @meatballtimes]

i believe dating and job hunting are exactly the same.

case in point, replace "dating" with "job hunting" and "person" with "company" in this tweet and it all remains excellent advice

[Goldie @dezgoldie]

You’re so much cooler than you think you are. The niche shit you’re into and your blend of hobbies traits and talents are literally 1 of 1. You free yourself by shining that light for everyone to see. The moment you shrink back or try to copy another mf is when you become lame.

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

i broke through a glass ceiling recently and have never been more inspired to lock in. imposter syndrome is over

[Miles @Miles1Deep]

Seems like he had only been socializing to Florida types, and Zohran was his first real NYer in a while. Hit the reset button on his swag

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

quite a look for Trump today

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

You expect me to believe it's a coincidence that the perennial chokers that are the Chicago Bears become the favorite football team of the Pope and they start winning like this?