𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘

Local comedian. Local unsponsored skateboarder. Sober.

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

Using this photo was a choice

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Gregg Popovich and Tim Duncan are in attendance for the Spurs’ dominant performance over the Thunder in Game 4 🤩

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

Hey, @VW can you bring these back while you’re at it?

[Europa.com @europa]

🇩🇪🇮🇱 Volkswagen is negotiating a deal with Israel to switch production at its Osnabruck plant in Germany from cars to components for Israel's Iron Dome air defense system.

The car company would begin producing a number of essential components including the heavy-duty trucks that carry the system's missiles, as well as launchers and electricity generators.

The German government is actively backing the proposal and production could start within 12-18 months if employees agree to the switch in production.

Follow: @europa

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

@Sarahhuniverse @archeohistories So they pick the haircut by telling the barber what they’re most insecure about?

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

@lunarbisou Bro that books fucked

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

Better check the bullet casings for trans leftist ideology.

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

My gf has been away at a nudist resort in the woods far outside of cell service this entire time since the day before the shooting and she’ll be coming home later today. Man, is she in for some wild notifications on her phone once she gets service.

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

I’m going to Costco later, does anybody need 3 pounds of sour cream?

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

@MikebertPhD @esjesjesj That’s the gayest shit I’ve heard.

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

@JamesSurowiecki @barbarismcrit Is that bad?

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

Most fast food burgers are dry af but burger king dared to ask the question, “how’d you like a mouthful of jizz in every bite?”

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

I always knew Steve Bannon was autistic.

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

@jzux LoFi hip hop beats to study/chill to girl was also busy

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

@SFGate Are you all fucking deranged? Oh, no wait- this is all on brand. Democrats learning the wrong lessons as usual after continually abandoning the working class.

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

When god closes a door he slams a window shut on your fingers.

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

I heard they’re gonna put the n-word back in Huckleberry Finn next week.

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

Kamala still has to go into work today lmfao

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

@FAFO_TV Really hope nobody was in that portapotty

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

Tbh when I envisioned the future as a kid it was way less cringe than it actually is now.

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

Gonna quit my job to focus on memes

[𝕮𝖆𝖒𝖔_𝕵𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖘 @MilesBDavis]

@drvolts @IwriteOK Incels are real. Believe it.