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[miles @MilesDavey13]

It's not a joke? Like I understand that there are some sensitivity surrounding the IRL tragedy, but fuck this company and fuck everything it stands for. If these people were alive and understood the context of why this stupid little bastard was being tortured, they'd agree.

[Vir @thanaomorphose]

American army soliders raped and killed innocent Iraqi children detained in Abu Ghraib, Sodomized them with a broomstick, bragged about permanently handicapping them, poured literal acid over their bodies, and did it all with a smile. Shame on you for joking about this

[miles @MilesDavey13]

How long until it's turned into a Walmart parking lot?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Greece has uncovered the school where Aristotle taught a teenage Alexander the Great.

Archaeologists in Greece have uncovered the ancient Royal Gymnasium at Mieza, the site where the philosopher Aristotle tutored a teenage Alexander the Great between 343 and 340 BCE.

Led by archaeologist Angeliki Kottaridi, the excavation team revealed a sprawling, 30-acre ancient school complex with lecture halls, banquet rooms with colorful mosaics, a wrestling school and an athletic stadium. The find also brought up physical remnants of everyday student life, including four bronze writing styluses likely used by Alexander and his elite classmates.

This historic find links literary tradition to physical remains and offers a rare look into the classroom that shaped the ancient world. At Mieza, Aristotle did not merely tutor the future conqueror. He instructed a small group of young Macedonian nobles, including Hephaestion and the future Egyptian pharaoh Ptolemy, in ethics, philosophy and sciences.

By unearthing the physical classrooms of these historical figures, archaeologists have located the site tied to the start of the global Hellenistic era.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@noxyourmothers So who knows, maybe I'll see you later. @noxyourmothers

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@noxyourmothers I'll try to get back if you DM me first but if not it doesn't really matter.
I just like the vibe of the post and like a million other people like us, just trying to find a genuine human connection about literally fucking anything at all.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@noxyourmothers Howdy, I'd like to have a civilized conversation as I am also technically an older gen z 2001 model autistic.
I think we may have a bit in common and if I'm being honest I'm just trying to converse with people similar to my own age about reasonable simple shit.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

This concludes, non-theoretically, outright 100% statistically likely...
That outright literally anything you could imagine could become a rock formation, just like this.
Given enough time and geological fuckery of course.
I am precisely anti-kidd.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Geologist finds rare formation inside volcanic rock that looks exactly like ‘Cookie Monster’ on Sesame Street

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Geologist finds rare formation inside volcanic rock that looks exactly like ‘Cookie Monster’ on Sesame Street

[miles @MilesDavey13]

Imagine waking up one morning and your shit is straight up octagonal.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

Freddy " piss glass " fazbong has arrrived.

[Sketchee ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ #TOHSPOILERS @SketcheeClown]

THE FAZBONG. IS HERE

[miles @MilesDavey13]

Incredibly well read historians please prove me wrong, but I don't think there's been a more cuckolded... bright, chewy, sugary, baby shit green, candy-assed, intercontinental, econ-political, intersocial, antisocial,cgovernmental organization in the entire history of mankind.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

You are. In hell.
Pbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtntbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbttt!!!!

[Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer]

Bro where am I

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@XJ_0_ YES.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@nindrum_ Most certainly.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

Because they are the closest thing we have to living breathing demons who get off in one way or another on the suffering of their fellow creatures. They fuck children and would literally eat you alive if permitted conveniently.

[Hoosier Leftist🌹 @whoseurlefty]

Literally why

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@m_1k4ng I think a fun interpretation would be he would purposely go after slow and boring jobs to make them fast and interesting on purpose.
Imagine Sonic working for the IRS...
Honestly he would probably set the place on fire when he realized the ramifications of what he doeseveryday.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@gluttonyWerdo Like a wet napkin.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@gluttonyWerdo Hahahaha
Something tells me that they think it's perfectly okay.
It's very beautiful the deep dark crevasses within your mind.
So delectably psychotic.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@m_1k4ng If it ain't clear enough I'd love to talk to you more about niche Sonic shenanigans of all types.

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@m_1k4ng I mean it's still hot as hell but like it really is Goofy if you think about it for longer than 2 seconds without your dick in your hand. Or hand in the pussy I'm not one to judge.
I honestly wish I didn't have genitals sometimes LOL

[miles @MilesDavey13]

@m_1k4ng Finally asking the real questions I'm not even kidding.
Like it's cartoonish they literally have clown shoes, they get up to the third knuckle and they're already dusting the kidneys.