Miles Duncan

I have a dumb laugh and I'm short. find me in aggieville or on tinder

[Miles Duncan @MilesEpEp]

You can't spell SMILES without

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#facts #ChangeMyMind #fart

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Birfday

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Fart

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Fart

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Fart

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Fart

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@Wendys Ok

[Miles Duncan @MilesEpEp]

Tired of all the rumors so I'll address it all now:

YES I legally own the patents to weekends. If you enjoyed your weekend, you owe me $27

YES i did the VO for all c-tier characters in Space Jam (like road runner and down)

NO I didn't let your milk expire but it's bad

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Valentine's day? More like val kilmer time day

#milestweets

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@PabstBlueRibbon Hi

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

I #believe in titty fucking

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@PORTERS_Bar Updating my resume to be your official hype man

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Been a while since I farted

Wait nevermind

#milestweets

[Coors Light @CoorsLight]

There's no place like Mahomes.

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Where's my spot in the parade @Chiefs?

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Met the most amazing girl last night. She's smart and beautiful and doesn't hate me.

Can't wait to actually talk to her soon

#MilesTweets

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Fuck

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@FireballWhisky I mean there was because I had drank some and it was inside me. But a real lack of it otherwise

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Some people say they hear God talking to them.. but I only hear @FireballWhisky

[The Dragon @FireballWhisky]

Go ahead. Send the text.

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Follow me please I'm funny and not lonely

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@FireballWhisky My troubles, in order:

- picking a brunch spot
- lack of tinder matches
- student loan debt
- the regret of the brunch spot I picked this morning because I probably wanted something different