@mimibirch Greek word for "camel" is kamelon. Aramaic word for "thick rope" is kamilon. Of course, you're much more likely to try bung a fucking dromedary through the eye of a needle than some thick rope.
@JeremyClafton@mimibirch Usually people don’t get their first job in their seventies. And they don’t usually get that job just because their mum had it. Bit weak to only ever benefit from a system you are not prepared to accept some responsibility for.
@mimibirch I didn’t want to picture Bubba in a sunkissed cotton frock, looking all winsome and faux-naif with legs shadowed winningly. And now I have. And you are to blame.
@FootyRhino@NMFCOfficial Hold up. Is this bit about attracting North Melbourne supporters to the southwest seriously being held up as a sound business decision? Because I’ve got some things I’d like to talk to the tourist commission about.
@RyanDavid7906@freodockers Dude, we invited them over but they were too busy trying to get Daisy’s signature. Also Freo never get KOTC by the umps. It’s a rule.
@mimibirch Bubba Darcy casually removes the pants of Gawn and Grundy. Crickets from the critics. It’s like the good old days when Sandi flogged Cox and Goldy on the reg but never really got the required credit.
@WillSchofield For every positive step into the 21st century you make, you take five scurries back to the cave. “Not two motions”? You’re making a whole other one right there.