Nathan Jarvis

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@mimibirch Greek word for "camel" is kamelon. Aramaic word for "thick rope" is kamilon. Of course, you're much more likely to try bung a fucking dromedary through the eye of a needle than some thick rope.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@JeremyClafton @mimibirch Usually people don’t get their first job in their seventies. And they don’t usually get that job just because their mum had it. Bit weak to only ever benefit from a system you are not prepared to accept some responsibility for.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@mimibirch I didn’t want to picture Bubba in a sunkissed cotton frock, looking all winsome and faux-naif with legs shadowed winningly. And now I have. And you are to blame.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@FootyRhino @NMFCOfficial Hold up. Is this bit about attracting North Melbourne supporters to the southwest seriously being held up as a sound business decision? Because I’ve got some things I’d like to talk to the tourist commission about.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@mimibirch He looked like the bass player from an 80s cowpunk band. You know, fantastic.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@LesEverettFreo Quality East Fremantle product. The spiritual Captain.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@RyanDavid7906 @freodockers Dude, we invited them over but they were too busy trying to get Daisy’s signature. Also Freo never get KOTC by the umps. It’s a rule.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@AFL Incident takes place inside the viewfinder of the Fisher Price cameras the AFL uses to help make their very important decisions

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@Cecil4thewin @mimibirch Luke Jackson. He’s like a lab just let out of the car after a long drive.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@mimibirch @imogenrq I was momentarily convinced you were embarking on an architecture-based analogy and hit send prematurely.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@mimibirch Bubba Darcy casually removes the pants of Gawn and Grundy. Crickets from the critics. It’s like the good old days when Sandi flogged Cox and Goldy on the reg but never really got the required credit.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@BJRush3 @mimibirch I was talking about you, not Harley. And it seems I was right.

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@BJRush3 @mimibirch Late, off the ball - just the sort of thing you’d expect from a tantrum chucker.

[Shelley ⚓️ @wheresshelly]

I fixed it!
#foreverfreo

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@WillSchofield For every positive step into the 21st century you make, you take five scurries back to the cave. “Not two motions”? You’re making a whole other one right there.

[The Truthseeker @TheAlphaLifeTAL]

@BrentonSpeed

[Nathan Jarvis @Milesfaber]

@jtl71 @JoshGarlepp @BellTowerTimes Hahahahahahahahahahahah. Fuckwit.