Miles Johnson

Do the thing.

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

Not the dreaded Mr. beast Beware advantage ™️ on 50.

[Sharon Osbourne @MrsSOsbourne]

Last night was bigger than a performance. It was a moment carved into musical history. Reminding everyone that rock isn’t nostalgia - it’s alive, evolving, and still the heartbeat of music. Post you were pure magic, a shapeshifter with a voice that can bend into any genre. Slash, Duff, Andrew, Chad you are the master of your craft and complete icons. Truly from the bottom of my heart, thank you ❤️ Ozzy was definitely in the building ✌️ 🙏🤘

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

@jdice03 *whispers* yea dude. That’s the point. This tweet is sarcasm.

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

99% audience score is IMPRESSIVE! Also incredible that every single 5 star reviewer decided this would be the first movie they ever review on rotten tomatoes. It’s almost as if 1000s of accounts just magically appeared to review ONLY this movie. Must be GREAT!!

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

@TriciaOhio Remember when you were the high school class president at Sycamore? My neighbor? A generally well liked woman who no one had a bad thing to say about? Why are you doing this?

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

@bigteesmallgirl Would you consider changing labels? I would happily represent you. I don’t know what a label is, or does, or what I would need to do but I would be willing to send funny memes back and forth and chat about the success of the album and my favorite tracks

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I’m only supporting candidates that billionaires are desperately trying to stop.

Here’s to more grassroots campaigns across the country, powered by working class people and not ultra rich donors. Don’t fall for culture war bullshit, we can have a better world!

VOTE ZOHRAN!!

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people.

The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor.

Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

@justdehm Pain

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

I just need enough money to never think twice about double meat on a chipotle bowl

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

@StooliesClub @PardonMyTake @VivaLaStool @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @Philly_Mays @Zaccornelius_ @PardonMyMeme @IamPug_ True story. One of the last conversations I had with my now past grandpa was sitting on his dock on the lake, watching young woman on a paddle board and him saying, “look at that! Can you blame me? I’m just a horny old man” he was 90 at the time. RIP Grabdpa Joe

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Every American needs to Watch what Obama just said about the Kirk assassination.

[Uncle Demi @UncleDemi]

So how do I get sports and video games back on my timeline again?? 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Dr. Kenneth Noisewater Ph.D @Kenn_Noisewater]

Algorithm reset: Bluegrass. Jam bands. Little bit of goose slander. Jerry Garcia. Dogs. Fly fishing. American football

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

This guy Arch is something special

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

@chef_boyarbeatz Bad form on the thumbs down. Tighten up that pinky and ring finger and let’s get a little more vertical with the thumb. Looking forward to the second take.

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

@ced_jayy This video is clearly playing in reverse

[Miles Johnson @MilessJohnson]

@bigsullyt Legitimately same