Ingrid Merchant

Good things come to those who wait... Better things come to those who don't give up... and the best things come to those who believe.

[Ingrid Merchant @MilesSobol]

Car sickness is that feeling you get every month when the payment is due.

[Amanda Patch @ConeyDaphne]

Me: "Haha I'm older!" Friend: "Haha you'll die first!" Me: "Not if I get my license first and run you over."

[Linda Gordillo @AnitaReinier]

Shit happens , just flush the toilet and move on.