Philip UrPussi, M.D.

Harvard Class ‘81. MAC Football enthusiast. My views do not reflect that of my employer’s

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

While Twitter is safe from @cdderuyter the streets are not #DriveSafe

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

Can’t wait to go 2-10

[Dakota State University Football @DSUFootball]

Thank you to everyone who joined us for Trojan Football Youth Camp today! ⚔️

A great day of energy, effort and Trojan spirit from the next generation at Brian Kern Family Stadium.

#GoTrojans

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

.@GPACSports @fbi please investigate the refer Kirby Wells. Guy had money on Morningside today

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

Yo put a shirt on @thebobguy #gobirds

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

Hey @KELOSports thanks for playing some dumbass commercial during the most important play in the lincoln v brandon valley game. #fakenews @realDonaldTrump

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

@Kool_Aid_Husker @OWHhuskers @swmckewonOWH @EvanBlandOWH Why don’t you upload yourself some bitches

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

This dumb fuck @MattAustinespn would call 9/11 an incomplete terrorist attack

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

@BallBoy305 @kevinsjuts @CollegeSLAM Sounds like we got a broke boy. Get your bread up son

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

@MitchJonas4 @GPACSports @cunebulldogs @joey_skoff23 Joey skoff roofies his girlfriend. Invalidates any votes

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

This team chucks and fucks 3s

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

I watched this girl puke off a second story balcony onto a dog

[Dakota State University @DakotaState]

Angela Slattery, the Fall 2024 🎓 Commencement Student Speaker, said DSU was made for her, allowing her to develop her identity in the classroom and on the basketball court.

Read her story ➡️ https://t.co/qyeZDmg2C4

#DSUGrad
#LoyalToBlue

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

@lonn64682 6 of DSU’s players will be ineligible next semester. One will have a child. Completely different team

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

@TorreySmithWR As a Harvard grad, I don’t think you understand how college works. You actually have to go to classes. These college educated people then cast votes representing the less informed. Great system.

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

@nsaahome @DoaneUniversity This must be some ploy to make our children vote for Trump. The orange is no coincidence. I’m telling my son to boycott the state meet until they give out Kamala bag tags

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

@Jamestown_MBB That one kid looks like a kid we lost in the Ia Drang valley. Great kid. Got a bayonet to the neck after standing up to piss. My grandkids told me not to say his nickname anymore. Let’s just say that boy liked meat

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

@BlazeLubbers Blaze,

My son is going to college. This thread is great for my son. The chess team at Harvard is grueling. However, I see you didn’t cover how to get bitches. So it is safe to assume you get zero hoes. Have you tried winning a GPAC trophy. Then you can get bitches.

Best,
Dr. M

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

Running a triple option today. Beer. Whiskey. Nicotine. Might rush for 400 yards

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

Hilkemann. More like kissamann

[Concordia-NE Men’s Basketball @CUNEmbb]

Future DAWGS. 🐶

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

Every day we stray further from God

[Midland University @MidlandU]

Just reminiscing on some of our favorite mems from the 2023-2024 school year #TBT #midlandu

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

I like boobs

[Philip UrPussi, M.D. @MilfHunterPhD]

MISSING PERSON: Booker Noem during the 2019-2020 highschool season.
PPG: 2.5
RPG: 1.2
APG: 0.3