Bharat Jain

Never been afraid to say what's on my mind at any given time of day

// recovering mastrophobe

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

Bhai Graun Pree bol, Grand Pricks toh BITS me hi roz dikhte hain.

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

@Msdianyash @DivijaBhasin Taught how to spell

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

@ashirwxd Kitne ki pi chuke ho already

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

Mom didn’t call to say “tere bina toh ghar soona ho gaya” this time, has Netflix finally replaced the void ?😖

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

For spicejet flights one really oughtta reach the airport 2 hours AFTER the scheduled fucking departure

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

Came to campus only to be reminded chafing is a thing

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

Thak gaya hu lemonade se pls kesar doodh dedo life

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

Grandma: Good food bahu
Mom: Thanks g. Need salt?
Grandma: Sure ya salt’ll be nice
Mom: you really think you need more salt?
Grandma: nah nothing like that just kidding
Mom: *hands over salt*
Grandma: *adds it meekly*
Mom: *sulks*

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

I fucking hate this robot

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

@kanyewest @pokeboxi

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

Love the airport wifi. Offline-d 1169 liked songs before boarding in 25 minutes.

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

Another reason I’ll never move to Bangalore is that they have subtitles for fucking Hindi movies?!

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

People who solved connections today know the motherfucking audacity with which the people of NYTimes taunt us.

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

@ashirwxd @antidoraproduck

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

We live in a world where no one cares for bananas but everyone swoons over everything from grapes to jackfruits.

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

@ashirwxd @StatsbyJordan Unless the table is brothers only.

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

@shakirakurosaw1 I love you Varun you know me inside out

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

The only time a melted chocolate in my pocket makes me happy is when I know I've exited the excruciating Delhi weather successfully and embraced the sunny skies of Kempegowda International Airport.

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

That's how you open a book.

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

No matter where you're from, if you do MBA you're bound to learn the word "lite". We're everywhere 🙏

[Bharat Jain @MilframBeta]

@KamalChauhan89 If only you were curious enough