Milimo Ng'andu

Meme lover💯 Fluent in sarcasm 🔥

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

Babermen aren't playing anymore fam🙌🙌🙌

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

R.I.P Kobe Bryant.
Can only imagine how traumatizing it is for his wife, losing a husband and second kid on the same day is draining.
And yes, I didn't know him but saw it on the news and felt touched. Don't have to know someone to feel bad.😶

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

@chezo_tabeth And woman are below men... not equal 🤷🏽‍♂

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

Women if you think you're equal to men start giving us money too weh🤷🏽‍♂ pankani yandrama equality ima ngena pa bowa🤣

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

I'm extremely bothered by the fact male nurses are also called sisters at work🤔

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

@PetersenZagaze The truth in that😪

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

When you already look so hot in person but you still go to school to get degrees chizaka nyeka chimozi😂

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

On social media vs in real life.

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

Cbu exams almost killed me 😭

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

The way I'm single sometimes I hit myself with a pillow and say "Sharon baby stop that!'

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

@PetersenZagaze We really need answers 😞

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

Me: baby uli kuchigayo?? Nimvela sound yachigayo
Her: Awe ni itel phone ya munzanga ichita vibrate😂

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

When people are happy about the long weekend but you can't relate coz you're unemployed everyday is holiday 😤😂

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

When you wanna hurt somebody's feeling, so in stead of saying they're "short" you say they're "vertically challenged" 😂

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

When you really would wanna be online all the damn time but exams and books hit with a CHOCKSLAM!😣😣😣

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

@Licha181 @Masulani_ 😂😂😂not me

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

@Matimba41637764 😂😂😂

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

We are not saying ladies should not cheat.. All we're saying is at least cheat on us with blessers then we share the money afterwards 😣

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

@PetersenZagaze Man your music is 🔥🔥

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

@PetersenZagaze We should be so grateful 😂

[Milimo Ng'andu @MilimoNg]

We should be happy he visited us in the first place 😂

[Hakainde Hichilema @HHichilema]

There he goes again ✈