I bought ingredients to make sushi in bulk, like I have a family of five instead of a party of one. I’ve had sushi for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the past week. I am sushi.
Someone thought, “Yea, I’ll mix karo syrups and brown sugar and eggs and vanilla and bake it. I’ll throw in some pecans for my blood pressure.” And that shit slaps.
Influencers will post a video for a “must have” holiday decoration everyone needs in their home and it’s literally a 5-foot tall wreath in their home with 30-foot high ceilings. Honey, that will look like a gateway to Middle Earth in my home.