ShartSalad

Learn the rules so you can break them effectively

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

Been learning some new skills while in quarantine. If anyone needs a zoom proctology exam hit me up!

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

Better than @TVsJonDore original? You be the judge.

https://t.co/tQyzsT9bXE

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

As some of you may know, I am a graphic designer for comedians. Mostly spend my time on IG. https://t.co/cCvoj762KG

Had to share this to show how classy I am. Enjoy. 💦

[Mike Cannon @IamMikeCannon]

If we wrap up it’ll actually last longer. Tour dates for the rest of 2023. Gonna be filming this hour early ‘24 so come out to shows + help me put the finishing touches on it. LA, Levittown, Wash DC, Key West, Stamford CT, Lansing + Grand Rapids. Get 🎟️ at https://t.co/eFWoHu7qXI

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

@jordanbpeterson Lambda Lambda Lambda

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

See ya on the road. Tix on my site.

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

@TVsJonDore is your hand holding your head up or did you glue your fingers to your chin again?

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

Still a classic @TVsJonDore https://t.co/qj4OxkeGxs

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

@TVsJonDore Yeah, but what if I’m blind, deaf and have no taste buds?

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

Merry Crowsmilk #crowsmilk

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

Sometimes you just gotta shake things up 🎇 @elonmusk @Twitter

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

@TVsJonDore Is the venue seeing eye turtle friendly?

[t.j. miller @nottjmiller]

It’s the Premiere link for the special! Go there, get notified and be the first to make fun of your friends for not seeing it before you!

https://t.co/1oyNfwa3sT

#dearjonah #tjmiller #standupspecial

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

Ready for the weekend?

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

@TVsJonDore Can I get you to sign this picture?

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

@duncantrussell Will it’s chirping be loud enough to rupture eardrums?

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

@Hansveno88 @TVsJonDore SOME CALORIES!

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

@MrLeonardEpp @Hansveno88 @PrimeVideoCA @TVsJonDore I was always told most Canadians are like that

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

@MrLeonardEpp @Hansveno88 @PrimeVideoCA @TVsJonDore That would explain his webbed feet

[ShartSalad @MilkCrows]

@Hansveno88 @MrLeonardEpp @PrimeVideoCA @TVsJonDore Better than him showing up during a real crisis with his lack of eyelids. Terrifying.