MelissaMilkshake

Doing that adult life

[MelissaMilkshake @MilkshakeMelly]

The awkward moment when your gran picks up a bullet in Ann summers, and thinks its a pen.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i can understand why chickens wake up and scream

[simi @simimoonlight]

I’m sorry but it makes no sense for us to not hibernate in the winter. Other mammals do. We’d likely be so much more efficient, and happy. But capitalism.

[Katie @ZiziFothSi]

The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Trying to get the bartender’s attention when you’re not hot

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

“you got this. you can work 5 days. you can do this for the rest of your life until you die.”

[badgyal🧍🏾‍♀️🇦🇬 WWW.NSKL.ONLINE @NSKLOnline]

Me at my first bottomless brunch when this panoramic is all over:

[justin @farringt0n]

"are u ok?" no i want to leave the country and start a new life

[Britt Ortega @evergreenqveen]

You’re never to late or old to learn a skill. I have only been doing digital art and backgrounds for less than 2 years. DO THE THINGS YOU HAVE BEEN WANTING TO DO EVEN IF YOU DONT THINK YOULL BE GOOD. you’ll be fine baby I swear

[Dark Rabbite @DarkRabbite]

i laughed at this as a child but this is literally how i deal with life now

[MelissaMilkshake @MilkshakeMelly]

@lacherebarrow It is a real struggle

[✴︎ @luvmiu13]

Thinking about this 1400 year old ginkgo tree.

[MelissaMilkshake @MilkshakeMelly]

Closest thing to a girls night #AnimalCrossing

[Eric Hynes @eshynes]

They’re playing professional baseball in Korea in front of stuffed animals. This should be a permanent change.

[beth @bethbourdon]

if we only keep one thing from this pandemic, i hope it’s priests with water pistols

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

This person was so salty about someone brushing their cat, they ordered a new name tag 😭😭😭